American Library Journal Report Weekly is reporting that there are no plans for a Trump Presidential Library ... there are plans for at least FIFTY "Trump President's Libraries." In a most unusual break from tradition, but not from Trump's ground-breaking leadership style, Trump Organization staffers have leaked the plans for at least one library in each state.

A leaked draft of a press release from John Barron states: "In an effort to bring tourism dollars and educational greatliness to all states, Trump Organization will be licensing out the Donald J. Trump (tm) name to libraries who wish to become Trump President's Libraries. For a reasonable and modest fee, ANY library can become a Trump President's Library and enhance the educational level of their citizens." The press release goes on to discuss plans for exclusive educational courses that will be made available (for a fee, of course) to participating libraries, including "real estate, asset management, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation." The release also indicates a series of civics and political courses "which will tell the real story of modern American politics as well as teach enhanced counting skills."

Off the record, other staffers have provided insights into the physical structure of the Trump President's Libraries. Public libraries who become Trump President's Libraries will have to build walls around their facility to keep homeless people and immigrants out. Each library will be required to prominently feature the Trump name on the tallest part of the building. Additionally, any maintenance or construction must be provided by the Trump Organization's construction branch (at discounted rates). Each library will feature a series of rotating museum-like-quality displays from Trump's time in office, such as "A White House is the Best House to Stand By", "How to Eat Like a President in the Drive-Thru", "This Button Brings a Coke", and "How the Grinch Stole My Election."

It is worth noting the name of these franchised libraries is not "Trump Presidential Library and Museum" as that is a very specific designation for federally maintained facilities. Rather, just like "The Office of the Former President" and a second-term, it is a concoction devised by Trump himself.

Requests for the libraries have already begun flooding in to Trump Organization headquarters. Texas Senator Ted Cruz has already filed paperwork to request the first library for Texas in Cancun. Lindsay Graham has begun drafting a request to host one in South Carolina, saying "Enough is enough, I just want to be helpful, count me in!" Even Mitch McConnell is trying to get in on the action. As the Minority Leader, he is trying to tap into state funds from Kentucky which are designated to enhance minority learning opportunities in public education. "We are in the minority, and we need this great opportunity to promote education."