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Protect Your Gold from Barack Obama

Old 10-29-18, 03:35 PM
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Protect Your Gold from Barack Obama

A free game courtesy of your friends at PatriotHole!

Citizens of the United States, you are welcome! PatriotHole has done you the favor of creating its first-ever video game, Protect Your Gold From Barack Obama.

Using stunning state-of-the-art video game technology, this immersive educational simulation will teach you about the sinister globalist agenda to steal your gold and how liberal despots like Barack Hussein Obama will stop at nothing to ruin the American Dream. It’s a cautionary tale that every true patriot must experience to learn essential tips and tricks to keep their precious metallic treasure safe from Democrat thugs.

Be warned, this game is not for the faint of heart! There is nothing more frightening or villainous than Prez Obummer, but we must all stand brave in the face of evil and play Protect Your Gold From Barack Obama.

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Old 10-29-18, 03:39 PM
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Um, thanks?
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Old 10-29-18, 03:42 PM
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Uh, someone hack Adam's account?
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Old 10-29-18, 03:44 PM
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Uh, someone hack Adam's account?
He DID post on behalf of grundle the other day...
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I thought Adam was baiting grundle.
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no beatmeter?
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Old 10-29-18, 04:08 PM
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Uh, someone hack Adam's account?
Posting a link to a satirical RPG Maker game is a very Adam thing to do.
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Poe’s Law.
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Old 10-29-18, 04:57 PM
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I like the toilet in the middle of the living room.

#Remodelgoals
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Old 10-29-18, 05:15 PM
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He DID post on behalf of grundle the other day...
And he was un-suspended on Adam's behalf...
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Old 10-29-18, 06:31 PM
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And he was un-suspended on Adam's behalf...
Well, that's not exactly what happened.

A two-week suspension dragged on for more than a year because his email wasn't active. I am to blame for making sure that his account had a valid email address associated with it and for following up to get his account reinstated, but it's not like I brought him back from a ban or anything. His suspension was up (and then some!). Other mods/admins were involved too. (I wasn't even the one who flipped the switch back on.)

As for why I get asked to do stuff, I think I'm a go-to mod/admin because I'm alphabetically at the top of the list.
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You know what you need to do now Zadam.
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Nice explanation Adam. Real good. Except one thing.
If you use a double-reverse triple step mirrored triple erase decoder, your name Adam Tyner actually spells grundle. What do you think about that?



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