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"You look fat in that dress"
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Old 05-24-17, 10:14 AM
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this is my pussy grabbing finger.
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TGM nailed it. No pun intended. /endthread
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Why are you wearing that crucifix and a yarmulke, are you one of those Jews for Jesus?
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Old 05-24-17, 10:27 AM
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Did you ever see that scene in the Exorcist where she takes the cross and...
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TGM nailed it. No pun intended. /endthread
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“No, but seriously. How much for the hat?”
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Old 05-24-17, 10:34 AM
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Have you seen, you know, I think when they say, the polls, they lie and say stuff. Media is so evil. I know, you know, all the kiddy diddling, didn't they make a movie, Hollywood and the media. So unfair. I know. Trust me. Largest crowd ever for inauguration. Polls, they, you know polls, right? They all said no way I win. But then, biggest electoral college win ever. So I completely, trust me, completely know where you are. And you're great. Really, really like the beanie. Great stuff.
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"Is that part of the Ivanka line at Macy's?"
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Old 05-24-17, 10:47 AM
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"You've been a naughty boy, haven't you Donald?"
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Good to know that I'm not alone in scamming the gullible.

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Good to know that I'm not alone in scamming the gullible.
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Old 05-24-17, 11:05 AM
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I like my happy time when I get to go on the big plane and fly around . I get to play and the big bad press doesn't pick on me over here. I want my happy time to go on forever.
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Old 05-24-17, 11:39 AM
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Pope: It was a mistake to entrust humanity's future to Gregory Peck.
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Always 2 there are, a master and an apprentice.
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"So it's called a 'cross'? And it symbolizes someone named 'Jesse Christ'? Interesting."
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"I would have won the Pope election except for all those illegal votes you got."
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"So you're telling me that I have to actually be dead for Melania to be a widow? Wishing I was dead doesn't count?"
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So you're the little heretic that that peddles overpriced handbags and believes Jesus was a madman.
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You farted. No farties here. Whoever smelt it dealt it loser.
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"Pull my finger..."

Yeah, I know... too obvious, but it was begging for it.
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A whore, a conman, and a priest walk into a bar...
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