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Russian Communist leader sees U.S. behind bird flu outbreak

Old 03-15-06, 12:11 PM
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Russian Communist leader sees U.S. behind bird flu outbreak

Whew! For a minute I thought we might not get the blame for something.
Bush obviously doesn't like russian people.

http://www.interfax.ru/e/B/0/28.html?id_issue=11478562

MOSCOW. March 14 (Interfax) - Russian Communist party leader Gennady Zyuganov has blamed the United States for the spread of avian influenza, or bird flu, in a number of European countries, including Russia.

"The forms of warfare are changing. It's strange that not a single duck has yet died in America - they are all dying in Russia and European countries. This makes one seriously wonder why," Zyuganov said at a press conference at the Interfax main office on Tuesday.

Zyuganov said that he has good knowledge of war gases as he dealt with them during his army service.

"I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself," he said.

Asked to be more precise as to whether he believes the bird flu outbreak could be a deliberate attack by the U.S., Zyuganov answered positively.

"I not only suggest this, I know very well how this can be arranged. There is nothing strange here," he said.
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The Pentagon must have whipped it up just after they made HIV.

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In Soviet Russia, U.S. infects our glorious workers with avian flu!

Wait, that's terrible.
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Old 03-15-06, 01:36 PM
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The Pentagon must have whipped it up just after they made HIV.
I thought that was the CIA?

No, I'm sorry, the CIA is to blame for crack cocaine. It's so hard keeping these theories straight.
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If we're that good, can't we just invent terrorist flu. That would be a great biological weapon. As soon as you think of senseless violence against innocent people, you get sick and die.
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Yeah, uh it couldn't be that one of those areas over there were experimenting with the virus from the Spanish flu of 1918 working on a warfare agent and "oops!"
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Old 03-15-06, 03:15 PM
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That's how we killed poor old Milosevic. We let an infected bird bite him.
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It's strange that not a single duck has yet died in America
and the ducks give full credit to Cheney's hunting skills for that one.
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Well, he's got more evidence than the 9/11 Missile Theory.
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