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Old 09-09-19, 05:01 PM
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That pair of jeans you've been wanting...



Neiman Marcus is selling these fine asymmetrical jeans for only $462.

Christmas is coming.

https://whdh.com/news/department-sto...jeans-for-462/
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Looks like I'm gonna have some killin' to do.
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Fuck meeee.....


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fall into the gap

amirite?

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Nope.

PS they do remind me of the early seventies when my mom ripped the seams out of pairs and pairs of lower outside calves and sewed in wild fabric triangles to make bell bottoms.
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Come to think of it if I jumped off a building mostly like I would not die and just glide safely like a flying squirrel.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

“Do you wish you looked like Joseph Merrick but aren’t lucky enough to have elephantiasis? Well, have I got the jeans for you...!”
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“Do you wish you looked like Joseph Merrick but aren’t lucky enough to have elephantiasis? Well, have I got the jeans for you...!”
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Could be useful for the men of DVDTalk.
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Could be useful for the men of DVDTalk.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Originally Posted by GoldenJCJ View Post
“Do you wish you looked like Joseph Merrick but aren’t lucky enough to have elephantiasis? Well, have I got the jeans for you...!”
Shit, I thought of Merrick as well when I saw these.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Already have 3 pairs.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Still not as bad as Bad Idea Jeans or Three Legged Jeans.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Damn, I wanted the bell-bottom on the right leg.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

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Damn, I wanted the bell-bottom on the right leg.
Easy fix:



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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Why? I mean why?
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

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Why? I mean why?
Sometimes letting other people know that you can afford $462 jeans that look stupid, just because you can, is reason enough.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

Just desperate to generate another fad to sell something.

It's stupid, but is it any more stupid than buying ripped jeans... or regular jeans and then ripping them purposely yourself?
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Originally Posted by Sonic View Post
Come to think of it if I jumped off a building mostly like I would not die and just glide safely like a flying squirrel.
Due to the configuration of those jeans, you'd be doing circles around the building for hours.

Then you'd die.
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Due to the configuration of those jeans, you'd be doing circles around the building for hours.

Then you'd die.
You could be right.

Like a ballerina...then death.

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Just in time for my maple tree helicopter seed costume.
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Re: That pair of jeans you've been wanting...

They look like they were made by Denise Huxtable.

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