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Man Says 3 Syringes Found In Rectum Aren't His (Florida)

Old 01-09-19, 10:15 AM
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Man Says 3 Syringes Found In Rectum Aren't His (Florida)

Linky: https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-c...his/1691775047

Clearwater man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his
By: WFLA 8 On Your Side Staff
Posted: Jan 08, 2019 09:33 AM EST
Updated: Jan 09, 2019 08:05 AM EST



CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) - A Clearwater man says three syringes removed during a strip search at the Pinellas County Jail do not belong to him.

Wesley Dasher Scott, 40, was arrested on a drug charge early Friday morning and was taken to the receiving area of the Pinellas County Jail.

While he was being strip searched, Scott removed three syringes from his rectum and gave them to a deputy, according to an arrest affidavit.

He allegedly told deputies that the syringes were not his.

Before he was transported to the jail, Scott was searched in a field where he was taken into custody. A deputy said he asked Scott if he had anything on him and if he knew what would happen if he brought anything hidden into the jail. The deputy said that Scott knew what the consequences would be.

Scott was charged with felony possession of contraband in a county detention facility, possession of drugs without a prescription with intent to sell, possession of marijuana, and possession of drugs without prescription.
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"I dunno, I must have sat on them!"
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He's right. They are mine.
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Another Tuesday in Florida.
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Old 01-09-19, 11:22 AM
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One in a million shot doc, one in a million.
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He's right. They are mine.
If he'd been successful, I hope he at least kept the caps on them, for your sake.
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Of all the strip searches done in Florida...this is it? Thee story? Come on. There's gotta be more stories out there.
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Obviously the cops “planted” the syringes on him.
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Or rather, IN him. *shudder*
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What about the Darth Vader figure they found up there?
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^ It altered his rectum. Pray it doesn't alter it any further.
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Oh, c'mon, look at his mugshot. Is that the visage of a dope fiend? I think not!
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^ It altered his rectum. Pray it doesn't alter it any further.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Thank you, I'm here all night!
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Poor hamster probably OD on those three syringes.
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Off topic (and thankfully so), that punchline will always have a special memory for me, as it was the first "dirty" joke my dad told me because he thought I was finally ready to hear one. I was 24.
I kid, I kid. I think I was like 8 or 9 at the time. And then I had to have him explain it to me. Guess I wasn't ready at all. The reason I didn't get it was I didn't understand "rectum" was being confused for "wrecked him".
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This makes me wonder what sort of tardisesque rectum some of these smugglers have. Someone ought to look into that.
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Someone ought to look into that.
You volunteering?

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Wasn't this an episode of "The X Files"?
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You volunteering?
I would, but my sanitary remote proctoscope hasn't been returned by the asshole who borrowed it last.
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That's gotta be uncomfortable.
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Wouldn't this be a hat trick?
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Like we all haven't done this at some point..
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Said a newly-arrived Trump supporter,
while bent over in front of his warder,
his rectum inspected,
three needles detected,
"I'm protecting my own Southern border!"
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Re: Man Says 3 Syringes Found In Rectum Aren't His (Florida)

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"I dunno, I must have sat on them!"
All he had to say was that he sat down on the sidewalk in San Francisco.
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