The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Abob Teff
Fixed.
I can't even bold words in a quote.
12-14-18, 12:03 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
parrotheads4, I wanted to drop in for a quick moment to say you're the one who is right and it is only through your love and grace for your wife that you will save your marriage from this upside-down atrocity. #livestrong
12-14-18, 12:08 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by tasha99
The proper way is to first throw the jelly into the garbage. Then, toast a slice of good whole wheat bread and spread creamy peanut butter on it. Jif, not Adams (it's the one time sweet peanut butter is better). Then, top that with slices of dill pickles, preferably home fermented. No need for a second slice of bread. Serve for breakfast with black coffee.
12-14-18, 12:54 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
I had a peanut butter on sourdough with sriracha sauce and red onions phase a while ago ...
12-14-18, 05:37 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by andicus
This is the correct answer.
Regarding spreading it, buy jam, rather than jelly. It spreads much better. At least for the grape jam that I buy.
Regarding spreading it, buy jam, rather than jelly. It spreads much better. At least for the grape jam that I buy.
12-14-18, 05:43 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Some of you are a little nutty.
12-14-18, 06:23 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Standing in the kitchen, at 3AM, in your underwear, staring at microwave clock.
Also the proper way to eat ice cream out of the carton or an entire package of Oreos.
Also the proper way to eat ice cream out of the carton or an entire package of Oreos.
12-14-18, 06:26 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Kurt D
I had a peanut butter on sourdough with sriracha sauce and red onions phase a while ago ...
12-14-18, 07:38 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
I never realized just how controversial this issue is. I haven't had a PB&J in quite awhile, so I will have to consider this before I decide how it is best eaten. Maybe I'll do some research, and consult an expert or two. Where would I find a PB&J expert?
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Vibiana
My preference is peanut butter and sliced tomato with miracle whip.
12-14-18, 08:10 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Bandoman
Where would I find a PB&J expert?
Unfortunately he is now dead.
12-14-18, 09:36 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Obi-Wan Jabroni
The proper way is with no jelly.
Or perhaps try eating grown up food instead?
12-14-18, 09:57 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
OmigodjustLEAVE.
12-14-18, 10:31 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by majorjoe23
How is the baby doing?
12-14-18, 11:42 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Sideways. Carefully lick out the pb&j and peel back the bread on either side until the sweet filling is gone, then toss the bread in the trash.
12-14-18, 11:50 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Trevor
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches rock!
I'm not alone here!
12-14-18, 11:55 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
There's a restaurant around here that has a burger with peanut butter (& lettuce, tomato and onion) on it. It's delicious.
12-14-18, 11:57 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
Originally Posted by Bandoman
I never realized just how controversial this issue is. I haven't had a PB&J in quite awhile, so I will have to consider this before I decide how it is best eaten. Maybe I'll do some research, and consult an expert or two. Where would I find a PB&J expert?
12-14-18, 11:57 AM
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Re: The proper way to eat a peanut and jelly sandwich
You're all heathens. The proper way to eat PB&J is to take the Uncrustable out of the freezer, let it thaw for 15-20 min and wolf that shit down in any direction your hands grab it.
