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If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Old 11-28-18, 09:19 PM
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If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Inspired by this thread where the victim got angry because a woman farted online I decided to create this one seeking some answers.

Let's keep it real, she's ugly and he didn't enjoy her fart. But if she was cute as hell, a model he would most likely not care and even laugh at it. Probably would inhale it too.

Would you do the same? Or would you be angry that a hot babe busted gas with her glorious asscheeks in front of you?

There is a double standard correct?
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Old 11-28-18, 09:59 PM
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re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

It depends on the situation. I wouldn't complain if she let one rip while playing my skin flute
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re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

I can't take 67 more of those.
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Q: Does this flatulence occur before or after I ask:"hey, wanna play sit on my face and I'll guess your weight?"
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Old 11-29-18, 06:53 AM
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Some people pay good money to smell farts... or so I've read.
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re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Depends on what annoying fad diet she was on that caused it. If she was on the dark beer and pickled onions diet, yes, it would bother me.

However, I probably wouldn't say anything about it, just snicker. Unless she looked like she might be armed.

The woman in the article looked like she would just as soon shank someone as look at them. If she let out a hariboo bear fart, I would just move to clean air.
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re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

I'm good as long as it's a fart and not a shart.
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I would only tolerate Rupaul's fart.
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Indeed. Sashay! Shantay!
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I'm good as long as it's a fart and not a shart.
True, though a really noxious fart is hard to take. My farts are usually loud and unsmelly, but I had some paint-peeling, flora-wilting, eye-watering flatulence a couple of days ago. The supermodel part of the question is irrelevant to me, since I'm not attracted to that "type". To me, it doesn't matter whether it's an attractive woman or some guy. If you have to fart, do it. It's part of being human.

And what Rob V wrote is true. There are some people who enjoy smelling raunchy ass odor. Hey, whatever gets you off, but at least do it with a willing participant, not this poor guy trying to take a leak:




And this classic, which I have posted a number of times over the years:


"Have I really been smelling a stinking ass? Ugh, and it was hairy." (I'm still 12 years old in many ways)

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My wife often treats me to paint peeling farts, so I'm used to that at this point.
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It's not liked she puked on my new suit. Of coursed it would be OK. People fart. Sometimes they sneak out.
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When I created this thread I kept saying to myself wtf was I thinking?!? Reading these responses I don't feel so bad after all.
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Re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Is the thread title in reference to me? I'm flattered, but seriously, you want be flattered by my flatulence. You will want to die.
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Re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Depends on the Mod.
I’m more of a Rocker so I’d probably just find the Mod to be a slob.
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Is the thread title in reference to me? I'm flattered, but seriously, you want be flattered by my flatulence. You will want to die.
No hard feelings my friend:



But even if you was on that that list my answer would be an outstanding yes.
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Re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Trick question. There is no super mod
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Trick question. There is no super mod
SuperMallet gave up the title.
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Re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

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No hard feelings my friend:

What?! Who the heck is Adam Tyner?!

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But even if you was on that that list my answer would be an outstanding yes.
All RIGHT!!!1!
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Re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Originally Posted by Sonic View Post
Inspired by this thread where the victim got angry because a woman farted online I decided to create this one seeking some answers.
Let's keep it real, she's ugly and he didn't enjoy her fart. But if she was cute as hell, a model he would most likely not care and even laugh at it.
If you're in line, and the woman right in front of you is purposely farting loudly, stinking up your area, what does it matter if she's hot? You might as well be a eunuch in her eyes.
That's like saying it's okay if some hot chick throws garbage at your face, because hey, she's hot.

There is a double standard correct?
Is it really that common for attractive women, let alone super model attractive women, to be farting loudly in front of strangers.

The woman in the linked story obviously doesn't give a fuck about society. She's walking around with a switchblade and tear drops tattooed on her face. She was probably laughing when she farted in that dudes face.
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I always thought super models were grown in labs, genetically engineered not to fart.
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Re: If a super mod farted next to you would you be upset?

Whenever threads like this pop up, I think of the extras in Chuck. It seems like every season they had an outtake where Yvonne Strahovski let one rip mid scene.
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