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Ocala-area man accused of sex with miniature horse

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Wore a condom to avoid contracting a disease

A Citra man has been arrested and accused of having sex multiple times with a miniature horse, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

Nicholas Anthony Sardo, 21, faces four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal. The charge is a first-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine per count. He was being held at the Marion County Jail on Monday in lieu of $4,000 bail.

According to the Sheriff’s Office, a witness saw Sardo having sex with the male pony, which is named Jackie G., in mid-October. Three days later, the witness told the Sheriff’s Office. There also was a second witness.

The Sheriff’s Office said Sardo made incriminating statements and told a detective that he used a condom with each sexual encounter to avoid contracting a disease.

The horse, which belongs to one of Sardo’s relatives, is being cared for by the family.
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He needs to stop horsing around.
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Well, I suppose this was easier than attempting it with a full size horse.
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“Neigh means neigh”
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I think you misheard me. I said have sex with whores. Whores.
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Pony up.
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I don't care for this Equus reboot.
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I don’t think that is how you contract hoof and mouth disease.

A miniature horse makes his dick look bigger?

He was wanting a little ass, but there were no donkeys around.

There’s something here about “making glue” but I’m not getting it ...

I don’t think that is how you are supposed to ride a horse.

In the guy’s defense ... you should have seen that horse prancing around, flaunting it’s blonde main ... and the way it was dressed ... it was asking for it.

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Objection!

Save some of the jokes for others, please.
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Well, I suppose this was easier than attempting it with a full size horse.
I'm still curious as to how one comes to choose a particular animal over another. Is a miniature horse better than a sheep or a large dog or a chicken?

Maybe there were no other animals around or, maybe the miniature horse is like the holy grail for "enthousiasts".
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Probably still felt small.

It's Ocala, this couldn't be less surprising if it were John Travolta himself.
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It tried to tell him nay, but it was a little hoarse.
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It isn't clear whether he was on the giving or receiving end
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It isn't clear whether he was on the giving or receiving end
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They're charging him with short-statutory rape.
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Objection!

Save some of the jokes for others, please.
None of those were that good anyway. I left the My Little Pony jokes on the tee and nobody is swinging.
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It isn't clear whether he was on the giving or receiving end
It was a gift horse.
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It was a gift horse.
A gift horse that keeps on giving?
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I don't think he put the condom on the horse. It would be fun to watch someone try, though.
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Horses everywhere are horrified by this incident.

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Hey at least he was being responsible by wearing a condom and starting with a miniature horse. You gotta work your way up to the larger animals, and that only comes with experience. Safety first!
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