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Old 09-08-18, 02:38 AM
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My god ... It’s full of whores.

https://www.geek.com/culture/plans-f...arted-1750967/

Canada’s planned robot brothel (BreastWorld?) has been stopped before robot women could begin to enslave Canadian men with their robo-ginas.

North America’s first (reported) sex doll brothel just got cockblocked.

A week before Aura Dolls was scheduled to open its always-open den of high-tech iniquity in a Toronto strip mall, city officials shut down the operation, citing a decades-old bylaw.

The regulation, dredged up by city councilor John Filion, prohibits “adult entertainment” parlors in the Canadian neighborhood of Willowdale.

“Staff spoke with both the business owner and property owner to tell them use would be illegal and the property owner, through a manager, said the lease had been terminated as of yesterday, Filion told the Toronto Sun on Thursday.

“It’s great. Sometimes these battles go on for much longer than they should,” he continued. “People were so concerned about this that I’m very relieved that we got an extremely fast solution.”

Residents even circulated a petition to stop next month’s launch.

“I thought it was a joke at first,” local Carla Amodio said in a recent statement to the Sun. “I was disgusted by [posters for the brothel] and so I took them down. Everyone [in our neighborhood] was appalled by this.”

The Aura Dolls website continues to promote its week-long grand opening, from Sept. 8 to 15. But instead of the original Yonge Street/Sheppard Avenue location (which also features a cannabis dispensary), the address is simply North York; more details will be “announced upon booking.”

Even with a 25-percent-off ribbon-cutting deal, these mannequins don’t come cheap: Customers pay anywhere from $80 for half an hour with one doll to $960 for four hours with two toys. (Membership packages are “coming soon.”)

All six available dolls are made with “the highest-quality” silicone, to mimic the feeling of an actual human’s skin, “giving the user a virtually identical experience as being with a real partner,” the site said.

Aura Dolls did not immediately respond to Geek’s request for comment.

Russia’s first robot brothel recently opened in Moscow, just ahead of the 2018 FIFA World Cup. Meanwhile, Dennis Hof—entrepreneur, restaurateur, and proprietor of several legal cathouses in Nevada—wants to pilot sex robots at his Moonlite Bunny Ranch, near Carson City.
I think my favorite part of that article is:

Even with a 25-percent-off ribbon-cutting deal, these mannequins don’t come cheap: Customers pay anywhere from $80 for half an hour with one doll to $960 for four hours with two toys. (Membership packages are “coming soon.”)
I hear they were going to offer an R2-D2-for-one coupon. Pretty soon we’ll have C-3POrn.

“Membership packages are coming soon?” That one just writes itself!
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Old 09-08-18, 08:00 AM
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Apparently it's not just a little bitty pissant country place.
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The US isn't the only country with major sexual hangups.
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I would be afraid the robots weren't getting a proper cleaning between "sessions." But, I guess if you are desperate enough to have sex with one, you most likely aren't worried about things like that.
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But will you respect it in the morning?
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But will you respect it in the morning?
101 000% chance.
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Pfft. Canada.
Like anything that happens there is even newsworthy, ya hosers.
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Going lefty is free. Just sayin'.
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Apple has announced the robostitutes will be upgraded to their new operating system, iOS 69, to help prevent the spread of sexually-transmitted computer viruses.

I know I’m old and a bit old fashioned. I have enough trouble with the credit card machine at the grocery store — do I tap it, stick it in the little hole, or swipe it in the crack? Robot hookers certainly aren’t going to make it easier — do I tap it, stick it in the little hole, or swipe it in the crack? Where does the card go? Do I pull it out or leave it in?
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Originally Posted by Abob Teff View Post

I know I’m old and a bit old fashioned. I have enough trouble with the credit card machine at the grocery store — do I tap it, stick it in the little hole, or swipe it in the crack? Robot hookers certainly aren’t going to make it easier — do I tap it, stick it in the little hole, or swipe it in the crack? Where does the card go? Do I pull it out or leave it in?
If you're like me, you'll have to end up asking the attendant for help.
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I would be afraid the robots weren't getting a proper cleaning between "sessions." But, I guess if you are desperate enough to have sex with one, you most likely aren't worried about things like that.
Hey, wasn’t that guy who’s scrubbing out sex robots on The Cosby Show?
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Yet another sector of the labor force being forced out of jobs by automation. We need protect American jobs with a tariff on Asian-manufactured sexbots.
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