View Poll Results: Please vote for the best thread to move on to the finals
Plane crashes into World Trade Center!!




11
14.47%
Landlords on my case about my cleanliness!




22
28.95%
Woman Can't Find a Date Online and Blames the Internet




1
1.32%
Should This Girl Leave Her Boyfriend?




3
3.95%
Dating advice needed (1st date in 4 1/2 years!)




6
7.89%
Pretty sure wife wants to leave... (and she's gone)




10
13.16%
I am having one lucky week! YMMV




3
3.95%
My First Run-in With the Law Sorta - WWYD?




3
3.95%
Please help me settle a dispute with my wife.




3
3.95%
Situation: Parents asking 4 rent, BUT.....




4
5.26%
The Drink-Man Chronicles & Drink-Man 2: Drink Harder




5
6.58%
Received a rejection letter from Police Dept.




1
1.32%
My son's drawing...




4
5.26%
OMG Zombies are real. Sex offender pic [Peppers]




0
0%
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TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
#1
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TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
So I went out of town for a bit and well, basically forgot about this. As slow as this place is, I'm going to put the semifinals of the TOAT vote up for 2 months to gather the proper amount of votes, which should be like 15 or so since nobody lives here anymore. For those of you who don't know, TOAT = Thread of All Time. There's a nomination thread, but that ship has sailed. No more nominations. The voting will begin. Since the max number of poll options is 25 and we have 28 nominations, this will have to be done in 2 threads to narrow it down to the top 10, and then the final vote will have to be done in a 3rd thread. So the top 5 vote getters in this thread will move on. The entries for Division A are here:
1. Plane crashes into World Trade Center!! aka the 9/11 Thread
2. Landlords on my case about my cleanliness!
3. Woman Can't Find a Date Online and Blames the Internet
4. Should This Girl Leave Her Boyfriend? - aka the Honeyclam saga
5. Dating advice needed (1st date in 4 1/2 years!)
6. Pretty sure wife wants to leave... (and she's gone)
7. I am having one lucky week! YMMV
8. My First Run-in With the Law Sorta - WWYD? aka Jace
9. Please help me settle a dispute with my wife. aka Refreshing!
10. Situation: Parents asking 4 rent, BUT..... aka Top Bunk
11. The Drink-Man Chronicles & Drink-Man 2: Drink Harder
12. Received a rejection letter from Police Dept.
13. My son's drawing... aka The Penis Chair
14. OMG Zombies are real. Sex offender pic [Peppers]
Division B voting HERE
1. Plane crashes into World Trade Center!! aka the 9/11 Thread
2. Landlords on my case about my cleanliness!
3. Woman Can't Find a Date Online and Blames the Internet
4. Should This Girl Leave Her Boyfriend? - aka the Honeyclam saga
5. Dating advice needed (1st date in 4 1/2 years!)
6. Pretty sure wife wants to leave... (and she's gone)
7. I am having one lucky week! YMMV
8. My First Run-in With the Law Sorta - WWYD? aka Jace
9. Please help me settle a dispute with my wife. aka Refreshing!
10. Situation: Parents asking 4 rent, BUT..... aka Top Bunk
11. The Drink-Man Chronicles & Drink-Man 2: Drink Harder
12. Received a rejection letter from Police Dept.
13. My son's drawing... aka The Penis Chair
14. OMG Zombies are real. Sex offender pic [Peppers]
Division B voting HERE
Last edited by VinVega; 08-05-18 at 05:04 PM.
#3
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Some fantastic classic threads in this race, but I had to go with the 9/11 thread. That's the one that had the most impact on me.
#4
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Oof, some really good choices here, I really have to think about this one.
The 9/11 one is very gripping and heart wrenching, but I didn't read it at the time it was posted because that was a year before I started visiting here, it probably would have had much more impact if I was reading it "live" as it unfolded. It's still a contender for me though.
The 9/11 one is very gripping and heart wrenching, but I didn't read it at the time it was posted because that was a year before I started visiting here, it probably would have had much more impact if I was reading it "live" as it unfolded. It's still a contender for me though.
#5
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
I love how it’s fucking August and we’re still trying to figure thread of the year.
Why don’t we get started on next year?
Oh, thread of all time! Oops.
Why don’t we get started on next year?
Oh, thread of all time! Oops.
#6
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#8
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Landlords is taking a quick lead out of the gate, but I think that thread is so fresh in everyone's minds since it's still going. There are some gems in this list.
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#11
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
The Jace thread is the one I laughed hardest at, but The First Date in 4 1/2 Years was the most riveting and consistently funny.
I get the enduring appeal of the Cleanliness thread, but overall, it's boring as fuck.
I get the enduring appeal of the Cleanliness thread, but overall, it's boring as fuck.
#12
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
#13
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Some really good ones here.
9/11 thread was what I followed for news, but that's really just it, it's a news thread.
Landlord thread is a gabillion posts saying the same things over and over (might as well be in politics or a thread of zyzzle posts
), but it doesn't really go anywhere.
I went with Drinkman.
9/11 thread was what I followed for news, but that's really just it, it's a news thread.
Landlord thread is a gabillion posts saying the same things over and over (might as well be in politics or a thread of zyzzle posts

I went with Drinkman.
#14
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Landlords is the only one I remember, so I voted for that one. It may also be the only one I participated in. I didn't even know about the 9/11 thread. I joined here in 2009.
I didn't realize #8 was the Jace thread until I read through this thread. I don't remember what it was about, but I remember it being funny.
I didn't realize #8 was the Jace thread until I read through this thread. I don't remember what it was about, but I remember it being funny.
#15
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Haven't voted yet- I'm leaning towards Pretty Sure Wife Wants to Leave, but will have to take a look at all the nominees first. I personally think the 9/11 thread should be in a class by itself, since it pertains to an actual historical event which can't compare with any of the other topics- no, I don't think a plane is ever going to crash into my apartment, it's on the ground floor anyways.
#16
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Haven't voted yet- I'm leaning towards Pretty Sure Wife Wants to Leave, but will have to take a look at all the nominees first. I personally think the 9/11 thread should be in a class by itself, since it pertains to an actual historical event which can't compare with any of the other topics- no, I don't think a plane is ever going to crash into my apartment, it's on the ground floor anyways.
#17
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
While the landlord thread is an okay thread, extremely overrated.
I think in this group, the 9/11 and Top Bunk threads are what most exemplify Otter at its peak. Keep in mind, Top Bunk was not an isolated thread existing in A vacuum.
The crayon thread hands down in the other group.
I think in this group, the 9/11 and Top Bunk threads are what most exemplify Otter at its peak. Keep in mind, Top Bunk was not an isolated thread existing in A vacuum.
The crayon thread hands down in the other group.
#18
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
I voted for orangecrush's "Please help me settle a dispute with my wife" -- fun thread with many of us responding and oc even made a video (sadly no longer available). Refreshing will never be the same again.
#19
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
I ended up voting for "I am having one lucky week" because of the instant anger towards the OP, and just to hopefully mix it up in the voting.
I have now decided that Smithee has gotten more attention than is merited.
I have now decided that Smithee has gotten more attention than is merited.

#20
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
I think Landlords gets a lot of press here because the thread is still running. It's an insane thread, but we've had some beauties over the years even if they have run their course. They were hilarious in their day.
#21
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Funniest thread would be a whole different thing. The landlords thread is the rare thread that combines some great humor, community building, AND actually helping each other. Not sure any other thread comes close to reaching that trifecta.
#22
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Point taken. Sorry, I filter my personal best threads through the lens of how hard did I laugh from them.
#23
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Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
Except it doesn't, for me at least, epitomize Otter. It's not unique enough.
#25
Re: TOAT - vote - Semifinals division A
To me the landlord thread is like the I am having one lucky week! YMMV thread. It's the OP being piled on by everyone and never accepting the fact that everyone else is right...plus lots of great pictures.
