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How NOT to rob a convenience store

Old 06-29-18, 01:59 PM
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How NOT to rob a convenience store

Brightened my afternoon

Where: Alberta, Canada
When: Earlier this week
Why: Two robbery suspects -- a man and a woman -- at a convenience store were attempting to flee from a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer.

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I’d give that the Oscar for best editing and best picture.

It was more entertaining than any recent action movie.
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I thought they got busted for trying to use a stolen CC when i first saw it on the news. hilarious shit nonetheless.
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The obligatory would bang for the woman.

That is some funny shit right there.
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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

Someone needs to speed it up about 25% and lay some Benny Hill music underneath.
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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

Was he going to throw a bag of gummies at the officer?
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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

Originally Posted by Mabuse View Post
Someone needs to speed it up about 25% and lay some Benny Hill music underneath.
Exactly
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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

I love how she falls from the ceiling (amazing she was not hurt) and then walks a few feet but seems to decide aw...fuck it the jigs up and puts her hand up to surrender. The dude was a slippery little critter and might have been high on something when they attempted to rob the store.
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I just posted the same video at the Random video thread because I can't get the video in the OP post to play.
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When she falls, that's some Hardy Boys shit right there!
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she has a nice pooper
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The female version of this guy:

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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

^

When he was on top of the ladder, I was thinking, "Please try and jump into the ceiling. What could go wrong?"

If the guy in the first video was in one of many US states, he'd probably be dead right now.

As an afterthought... You wouldn't think it would be legal to have an exit locked from the inside.

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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

Originally Posted by Mabuse View Post
Someone needs to speed it up about 25% and lay some Benny Hill music underneath.
Not my work, but here it is:
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^^^ Video of the year right there!
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Originally Posted by andicus View Post
Not my work, but here it is:
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That is SOLID gold!!!

Just as funny as I thought it would be.
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"My name is H.I. McDonough. Call me Hi."
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Originally Posted by vibiana View Post
"my name is h.i. Mcdonough. Call me hi." :d
let's go get nathan junior!!!!
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Originally Posted by Vibiana View Post
"My name is H.I. McDonough. Call me Hi."
As great as that video is, imagine how much more epic it would have been if they were both wearing panties on their heads.
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"We're havin' some DECENT friends ovah."
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Dude is guilty as hell. The female is still under investigation.
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Re: How NOT to rob a convenience store

Life of crime and stupidity aside... Her ass in those shorts is nice.
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She should sell her ass instead of robbing a bodega.
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo View Post
Life of crime and stupidity aside... Her ass in those shorts is nice.
Have to laugh at the freeze frame pic Yahoo news uses in their article to attract attention to the story.


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