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Otter Attacks Woman in Kayak

Old 03-06-18, 10:49 PM
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"I heard someone behind me say, 'Oh look, there's an otter,' then I heard somebody screaming and I realized it was my wife," Marty recalled. "My boat turned over and so I was in the water with a paddle, just trying to beat the otter of her back. It didn't want to come off!"

"I took my paddle and I tried to get him off of me and he wouldn't let go and I kept screaming, I kept beating him with a paddle," Sue continued. "When you're [in the middle of] it you don't have a lot of thought except you hope you survive."


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"My boat turned over and so I was in the water with a paddle, just trying to beat the otter of her back. It didn't want to come off!"
I bet it was Supermallet. That's his thing, or so I hear.
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I bet it was Supermallet. That's his thing, or so I hear.
He got triggered. #snowflakes
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Was she hot?
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Was she hot?
If she was, the otter would have been trying to beat himself off.
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She got off easy...

A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.
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"When you're [being taken from behind by an otter] you don't have a lot of thought except you hope you survive."
Sounds about right. But we make you breakfast.
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Sounds about right. But we make you breakfast.
It tried to pee in her butt.
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Mapasu, Slop...this thread is just ten kinds of wrong and should not exist.

I say we nuke this thread from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Rabies
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More like “Babies”.
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She got off easy...
Speechless .... horrified .... aroused.
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More like “Babies”.
It can be both!
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That's horrific. Though I love fishing but only sitting outside of the lake or river. However, my husband is good at kayaking especially in the forest areas lakes but such things make us little worried. He is planning to get a new sit on top kayak from here but in my opinion, he should go with a Jon boat because at Jon boat it is easy to carry some safety equipment. However, manufacturers must come with 100% safe kayaks.
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Horny otters...an ongoing problem around this place.
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then I heard somebody screaming and I realized it was my wife,"
Well, who else was in the Kayak with you, sir.
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Well, who else was in the Kayak with you, sir.
See, I read it as they had mistaken his wife for an otter ...

'Oh look, there's an otter,' then I heard somebody screaming and I realized it was my wife," Marty recalled.
Although I am confused. Because when comparing one’s wife to a British mistress, everybody knows the British mistress is ‘otter.
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Brits do have rather peculiar teeth structure...

[insert Brit pic]
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Horny otters...an ongoing problem around this place.
Especially if there are furry cute little beavers running around.
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I never did find out if the woman was hot.

We may never know...
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More like “Babies”.
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Speechless .... horrified .... aroused.
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It was the night howlers
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Originally Posted by MeridithHartt View Post
That's horrific. Though I love fishing but only sitting outside of the lake or river. However, my husband is good at kayaking especially in the forest areas lakes but such things make us little worried. He is planning to get a new sit on top kayak from here but in my opinion, he should go with a Jon boat because at Jon boat it is easy to carry some safety equipment. However, manufacturers must come with 100% safe kayaks.
I'd prefer a sit on top over a sit in... I have a Hobie Outback myself. And have not been attack by an otter.

Although harbor seals are damn suspicious looking.


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