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Old 07-20-17, 09:14 PM   #26
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Re: Twotter - Otterly Randomnesses and Stuff Undeserving a Separate Thread

Every single thing in the universe is either a burrito or not a burrito.

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Old 07-20-17, 09:24 PM   #27
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What about a Taco Bell Enchirito?
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Old 07-20-17, 10:19 PM   #28
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Re: Twotter - Otterly Randomnesses and Stuff Undeserving a Separate Thread

A gingerbread man sitting in a gingerbread house... is he made of house, or is the house made of man?

What if he eats his house?
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Old 07-20-17, 10:45 PM   #29
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Re: Twotter - Otterly Randomnesses and Stuff Undeserving a Separate Thread

What if the house eats him?
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Old 07-21-17, 01:33 AM   #30
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What about a Taco Bell Enchirito?
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Old 07-21-17, 10:47 AM   #31
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Supposedly, tapping on the glass of an aquarium will give the fish a headache. How can you tell?
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Old 07-21-17, 10:56 AM   #32
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I got a message on my computer yesterday that my password would expire in 5 days and would I like to change it now. Why on earth would I want to do that? So my next password would expire five days earlier? Fuck you computer! I'll change my password when you force me to and not a minute before!
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Old 07-21-17, 11:17 AM   #33
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Fuck it. I'm going to go see Die Antwoord in August.....
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Old 07-21-17, 02:42 PM   #34
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Did you realize that the patient in the game Operation was not anesthetized?
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Old 07-26-17, 05:43 PM   #35
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Came across two black widows while edging the lawn today. Rarely see them in the daytime, but the first was hanging in such a way that I almost ran my hand into her. Saw the second when I was looking for evidence of the first one's demise. Both deaths unconfirmed. ...dammit ...
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Old 07-26-17, 06:33 PM   #36
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I had a court date scheduled for next week. I contacted my lawyer for confirmation, because I would have to burn some vacation hours. The legal secretary responded: Oh, sorry, the court date was canceled and rescheduled in November. I thought this would finally be settled. Dammit.

I got a new CPAP in January. In June, I called and requested more filters. Denied. The prescription for supplies was for only three months. They said I have to see the sleep doctor before the prescription is renewed. WTF? The sleep doctor was the one who put me on a 12-month appointment schedule. What am I supposed to do for the other nine months?
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Old 07-26-17, 06:39 PM   #37
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Came across two black widows while edging the lawn today. Rarely see them in the daytime, but the first was hanging in such a way that I almost ran my hand into her. Saw the second when I was looking for evidence of the first one's demise. Both deaths unconfirmed. ...dammit ...


At first I thought that was some new lingo for hot older women sunbathing. Figured it out about the 3rd sentence...
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Old 07-26-17, 06:40 PM   #38
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Yesterday I had my first milkshake in about 30 years. Chocolate chocolate chip at Ruby's in San Diego. It was just ok.
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Old 07-28-17, 06:34 PM   #39
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Re: Twotter - Otterly Randomnesses and Stuff Undeserving a Separate Thread

I still try to touch the tip of my penis with my tongue even though I know it's never going to happen for me.
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Old 07-28-17, 09:12 PM   #40
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Did you realize that the patient in the game Operation was not anesthetized?
I pulled an actual wrench out of his leg! Motherfucker must be on bath salts or something!
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Old 07-30-17, 10:54 AM   #41
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We've got threads for pictures and vids and stuff, but not really one for random thoughts or comments or ideas that might be of interest, but aren't colossal enough to require an entire thread.
That thread exists.
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Old 07-30-17, 12:33 PM   #42
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Old 07-30-17, 12:35 PM   #43
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Old 07-30-17, 01:15 PM   #44
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I literally had a dream about it. It was easy, once I knew the trick. But I didn't remember it when I woke.
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Old 09-13-17, 11:32 AM   #45
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Re: Twotter - Otterly Randomnesses and Stuff Undeserving a Separate Thread

I found this amusing: 83-year-old man pushes suspected burglar off his roof
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Old 09-13-17, 12:00 PM   #46
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Did you realize that the patient in the game Operation was not anesthetized?
Oh my...
I just got cold sweats thinking about this.

That poor man...
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Old 09-14-17, 05:50 PM   #47
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Is there any health risk in getting earwax up your nose? Asking for a friend.
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Old 09-14-17, 05:55 PM   #48
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That is absolutely true. It could be the basis for all metaphysics.

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Is there any health risk in getting earwax up your nose? Asking for a friend.
Hmmm. I wonder how that would happen, but feel (and that is all that is required in philosophy) that it would not result in health issues unless the earwax was infected.
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Old 09-14-17, 05:57 PM   #49
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My pet rock died.

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Old 09-14-17, 06:01 PM   #50
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I had a pet rock in the 70s. I never kept track of it. Am I a bad father? It is living a life somewhere without me? I hope it is on a beach shore, or a mountain top. I fear that it is underneath a concrete pillar for a high rise. I HATE MYSELF!!!!
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