I'm pretty sure a (hooker, sugar baby?) is trying to rob me

NORML54601 · 03-20-17, 11:02 PM

Where to start? I'll try to keep this relatively short. I met a chick through a guy I met through a friend and after helping her out in her searches a couple times we started hanging out. She's (book) smarter than a lot of folks I know and we started hanging out more despite the fact that she lives with the father of her 2 kids. She told me he rapes her and has anger issues and all her sexual exploits and that she's into taboo shit like rape and incest. I've been around long enough to know when I'm getting played, and tonight she sent me a few nude pics.
My point is 2 fold, is my jadedness so bad I'm missing the real deal, or 99percent likely, how dobIbfuck with her and yet keep up the love?

Sonic · 03-20-17, 11:04 PM

Run Forrest run!

Troy Stiffler · 03-20-17, 11:17 PM

Careful. Some people are just crazy for life. Sounds like real drama with psycho boyfriend. Maybe crazy woman (I've known a few people who lie lie lie the day away). You're going to have to deal with all of that. Are you up for it?

But really who cares about all of that. How hot is she?

movie diva · 03-20-17, 11:35 PM

I'm with Sonic "Run Forrest Run" and run as fast and as far as you can.

The Valeyard · 03-21-17, 12:58 AM

Re-read what you posted and pretend it's from someone else. What would you tell him to do?

brayzie · 03-21-17, 03:22 AM

I'm guessing this is a joke thread.

For anyone else that may be in a somewhat comparable situation, usually a woman will try to hide the crazy stuff. If you're hearing this type of stuff right out the gate from a woman, just imagine what she's not telling you.

Bandoman · 03-21-17, 06:41 AM

Fuck her boyfriend. That'll show her. Then again, she might be into that.

emanon · 03-21-17, 06:48 AM

It's a difficult call without seeing the pics she sent you. I'll be waiting right here...

DVD Josh · 03-21-17, 07:07 AM

I've come to find out in my short life that no sex is worth crazy. That's what marriage is for.

GMan2819 · 03-21-17, 07:32 AM

Go for it. We need more candidates for Thread of the Year.

FiveO · 03-21-17, 08:27 AM

Definitely run...run away. Nothing is worth that type of crazy.

Nth Power · 03-21-17, 08:40 AM

How long have you known her? Sounds like some crazy drama is headed your way.

smg669 · 03-21-17, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

she's into taboo shit like rape and incest.

and

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

is my jadedness so bad I'm missing the real deal?

Yes. You are missing the real deal.

fumanstan · 03-21-17, 08:44 AM

Your life seems crazy.

wishbone · 03-21-17, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fumanstan

Your life seems crazy.

How quickly people forget...

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

It occurred to me while I was sitting in the car, waiting on the guy who was buying meth, and watching the 2 hookers his guy had hired leave, that I'd imagine most people don't live like this.

What is your life like?

Nick Danger · 03-21-17, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

She told me he rapes her and has anger issues and all her sexual exploits and that she's into taboo shit like rape and incest.

She has rape fantasies. She is with a guy who rapes her. So she has that desire fufilled.

What do you want to do to her? If it's just vanilla sex, you probably don't have much to contribute. If it's emotional support, she would be better off seeing a professional therapist.

I mean, you could probably have sex with her. Then she'll probably try to provoke you into punching her. That isn't a good road to be on.

Troy Stiffler · 03-21-17, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by brayzie

For anyone else that may be in a somewhat comparable situation, usually a woman will try to hide the crazy stuff. If you're hearing this type of stuff right out the gate from a woman, just imagine what she's not telling you.

Sooo true. Crazy people hide their crazy. I'm convinced a significant portion of the population is crazy and they just lie and hide their crazy.

Which again - it all comes down to the disparity between your looks and her looks. So if you're a two, and she's an eight, I say go for it. Get a few months of amazing crazy girl sex out of it. And it'll likely end with her weird baby-daddy killing you. Or you'll have to move out of state and change your last name. But if you're a six, and she's an eight, then you can do better. If you're a two, and she's a three, RUN. Know what I mean?

Mrs. Danger · 03-21-17, 09:44 AM

Do you know for a fact that her boyfriend even exists? Have you met her children?

E Unit · 03-21-17, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

Where to start? I'll try to keep this relatively short. I met a chick through a guy I met through a friend and after helping her out in her searches a couple times we started hanging out. She's (book) smarter than a lot of folks I know and we started hanging out more despite the fact that she lives with the father of her 2 kids. She told me he rapes her and has anger issues and all her sexual exploits and that she's into taboo shit like rape and incest. I've been around long enough to know when I'm getting played, and tonight she sent me a few nude pics.
My point is 2 fold, is my jadedness so bad I'm missing the real deal, or 99percent likely, how dobIbfuck with her and yet keep up the love?

nando820 · 03-21-17, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by troy stiffler

sooo true. Crazy people hide their crazy. I'm convinced a significant portion of the population is crazy and they just lie and hide their crazy.

Which again - it all comes down to the disparity between your looks and her looks. So if you're a two, and she's an eight, i say go for it. Get a few months of amazing crazy girl sex out of it. And it'll likely end with her weird baby-daddy killing you. Or you'll have to move out of state and change your last name. But if you're a six, and she's an eight, then you can do better. If you're a two, and she's a three, run. Know what i mean?

this, totally this.

stingermck · 03-21-17, 09:53 AM

Awesome. Other has been boring as shit lately.

Go for it!

story · 03-21-17, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

My point is 2 fold, is my jadedness so bad I'm missing the real deal, or 99percent likely, how dobIbfuck with her and yet keep up the love?

I don't understand your point or your question. What about your "jadedness"? You didn't say anything about that in your post. Your question is really confusing. What are you looking for from us?

Kurtie Dee · 03-21-17, 10:18 AM

He's wondering if he's just used to this kind of madness and doesn't see it for the hell-pit of insanity it probably is.

NORM, this sounds risky. Unless you want her boyfriend to come after you with a tire iron, I'd move on.

cpgator · 03-21-17, 10:21 AM

While you apparently live on the other side of the tracks, this type of girl would make most people turn and leave. Based on your description, there is absolutely nothing positive about her, and she is probably a meth head.

Jaymole · 03-21-17, 10:23 AM

In the spirit of the Titanic & the Hindenburg, I say go for it!