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So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

I just thought this would be an appropriate thread subject here.

I was browsing stuff at Amazon, and came across the Greenco bidet attachment for $25. You can install it yourself with no special tools, which I did.

It works great, you can control the water pressure from "gentle" to "blasting you off the seat", and I'm now feeling pretty clean, let me tell you.

It's a game-changer.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

So how's you ass? Clean?
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Ohhh......yeahhhhh....
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

Well there you go. If you're happy, we're all happy.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

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Well there you go. If you're happy, we're all happy.
I'm afraid it's not as simple as that.

I'm now on a mission to convert others.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

I always get grossed out looking at those things, particularly in public settings. Have the irrational fear they would shoot poop on me.
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I always get grossed out looking at those things, particularly in public settings. Have the irrational fear they would shoot poop on me.
They're supposed to shoot poop off of you.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

No link to the one you bought?

For shame.
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No link to the one you bought?

For shame.
This thread was not intended for some shallow shilling of a specific product--it was for the profound advancement of human civilization. I don't think you're quite grasping the effect that the bidet has on one.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

I'd recommend it. Having a clean asshole is the best.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

must be nice for women. Give them a protein load into their asshole. And the Bidet cleans up what they push out.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

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This thread was not intended for some shallow shilling of a specific product--it was for the profound advancement of human civilization. I don't think you're quite grasping the effect that the bidet has on one.
I see what you mean. I just--

ah, fuck it. Looks like it's this one:
https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-E...dp/B01A17T3N6/

edit: you can save $5 by getting a used one! eww.
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must be nice for women. Give them a protein load into their asshole. And the Bidet cleans up what they push out.
...not something I had really considered, but I'll keep on open mind.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

Congrats. Your toilet have been convert into Japanese style!
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

Some of the reviews for that one on Amazon are humorous.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

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I see what you mean. I just--

ah, fuck it. Looks like it's this one:
https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-E...dp/B01A17T3N6/

edit: you can save $5 by getting a used one! eww.
That's it. And yes, I was a bit of a snob and went for the new one as opposed to the used.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

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They're supposed to shoot poop off of you.
I get that. But I feel like they are already covered in someone else's poop and would shoot it on me if I used it. I mean it's sitting right there in the toilet.
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I get that. But I feel like they are already covered in someone else's poop and would shoot it on me if I used it. I mean it's sitting right there in the toilet.
I don't think you're getting the logistics---the spray nozzle is way in the back of the bowl--it's not getting covered in anything.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

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I don't think you're getting the logistics---the spray nozzle is way in the back of the bowl--it's not getting covered in anything.
Clearly you've never had explosive watery diarrhea.
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Clearly you've never had explosive watery diarrhea.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

Ky-Fi, I have been posting here for ten years and never felt as intimately acquainted with the general state of your asshole as I do right now.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

I don't understand the concept of this device.
It shoots water at your butt and rinses poop or whatever off.

How does it not splash all over the inside of the toilet and your skin?

Id rather take a quick shower with the water and the soap on there.

I would feel like I'd need to take a shower to clean off the poop water that was splashing all over my bottom.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

How bad does ones asshole have to be to need one?
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

The Frenchyfication of Ky-Fi has begun. Don't forget to buy a bedside chamber pot too.
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Re: So I installed a bidet on my toilet...

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I don't understand the concept of this device.
It shoots water at your butt and rinses poop or whatever off.

How does it not splash all over the inside of the toilet and your skin?

Id rather take a quick shower with the water and the soap on there.

I would feel like I'd need to take a shower to clean off the poop water that was splashing all over my bottom.
You might think that, but you can just keep it running as long as you want, until you're satisfied that it's just clean water rinsing off. And then you do use toilet paper to dry off.

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