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Old 07-31-16, 02:51 AM
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Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Because you just can't make this stuff up:



Best quote: "It peed on me, basically...out of its wee-wee area. It really didn't have a wiener, but you get the point."

For me, the worst part of the story is that fact that they've reproduced.
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She got the type of face you just want to urinate on.
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I hope the police report says wee wee since she cant say penis.

Probably trying to get a meth pay day.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Is this supposed to be another Cosby allegation and she got the wrong comedian?

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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

She's lucky an Otter wasn't the chef. She would've got it in the butt.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

That's what she gets for dining at R. Kelly's Hibachi Grill.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

I can simply agree with the top Youtube comment.


No one wants to sexually harass you.. Its just trailer trash, trying to make a quick buck in a lawsuit. End of fucking.. story.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

If that's "sexual assault", I want to see that couple's sex vid.

on second thought... no.
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She's lucky it wasn't bukkake.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

#dumblivesmatter
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Is that his wife or his grandmother?
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

I don't "know the law" or the "facts of the case", but I'm quite certain these people deserve $1 Million in compensatory damages and $1 Million in punitive damages.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

R. Kelly wants the restaurant's address...
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Are you guys sure this is a real news story and not a long lost My Name Is Earl episode?

I mean, why else would it guest star Dale Dickey and W. Earl Brown?

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If that's "sexual assault", I want to see that couple's sex vid.

on second thought... no.
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What a joke. Does it ever end? Lawyers have ruined this country.
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I'm still trying to figure out the "in front of our minor children and grandchildren" comment.
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I'm still trying to figure out the "in front of our minor children and grandchildren" comment.
Luckily they had only dined out with their less important children that night.
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I like the fact that Bill Ray Mullet thinks this thing actually had a penis at one point. But they cut off the 'little piece of plastic' to disguise the fact that it was peeing on his grandma/wife-thing.
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Whats the difference between Courtney Love and the American Flag?
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Originally Posted by Chadm View Post
Whats the difference between Courtney Love and the American Flag?
The American Flag didn't kill Kurt Cobain?
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Why does this sound familiar? I swear there was a similiar story a few years back.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Originally Posted by Chadm View Post
Whats the difference between Courtney Love and the American Flag?
It would be wrong to piss on tne flag?

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player?
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

The general manager's name is Johnny Wang. I was initially listening and not watching, it's actually Huang. But, as Joe-Bobby-Ray Mullet said, you can't disguise the vicious sex-penis assault which was forced upon them just by breaking off the plastic or changing the spelling.
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Re: Woman claims sexual assault by toy (NOT Florida)

Originally Posted by Josh-da-man View Post
It would be wrong to piss on tne flag?

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player?
Courtney Love wasn't put in a penalty box for hooking?

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