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The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

A guy on the Adam Carolla podcast was talking about this. It's basically an endurance challenge of absurd proportions and activities.

You've got the four numbers and there are four activities: Jogging, eating donuts, drinking beer, and jerking off. You assign each activity a number, and then you have to do those activities in one 24-hour period.

You could jerk off 6 times, run 12 miles, eat 18 donuts, and drink 24 beers. Or you could go with any other combination. Anyone tried this? Anyone have any winning strategies? I don't think I'd ever do it, but it's an interesting and amusing thought exercise.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

Holy shit, I couldn't do this in a month!

I'd go 6 wanks, run 12 miles, drink 18 beers, eat 24 donuts.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

This came up on Barstool Sports a while back, leading to a long conversation with a group of friends on strategy. Regardless of how we tried to figure it out though, it sounds impossible. If I were 22 again, though, I'd give it a shot.

Our strategy was to jerk off 6 times, run 12 miles, drink 18 beers and eat 24 donuts.

I think the prevailing strategy, after a fair amount of discussion was to essentially use all 24 hours and start heavy on the running. You start at midnight with a jerk off. Run as much as you can in one go, ideally 6 miles (if you need to train for it beforehand, so be it, this is of utmost importance after all). Jerk off again. At this point you're over an hour into it and you've done half the running and 1/3 of the jerk offs.

Then you start eating donuts. Eat two and then plan for one an hour the rest of the day. Same thing with the beers. During all of that, take 15 minutes every few hours to run another mile. Work in the masturbation as you see fit. Taking breaks is important. Eat the donut at the top of every hour without fail. Drink the beer over the first twenty minutes. That leaves you 40 minutes to run, jerk off or just relax if it's an off hour.

It's pretty impossible but I think front loading the running is probably the best way to go about this.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

This came up on Barstool Sports
That's the guy who was on the Carolla podcast.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

The problem for me is that after too many beers there isn't going to be any more jerking. Now you can start at any time of day right?

I'd go with jerk 6 times, run 12 miles, eat 18 donuts, and drink 24 beers. I think I would start in the afternoon. Three mile jog, couple jerks, dinner of several donuts and as much of the beer as I can drink. I could realistically do between 16 and 18. Then pass out. The next day it's just jerk and jog and snack on donuts with only 6 or 8 beers to polish off in the early afternoon.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

I think I'd run 6 miles, JO 12, 18 donuts and drink 24 beers.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

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This came up on Barstool Sports a while back, leading to a long conversation with a group of friends on strategy. Regardless of how we tried to figure it out though, it sounds impossible. If I were 22 again, though, I'd give it a shot.

Our strategy was to jerk off 6 times, run 12 miles, drink 18 beers and eat 24 donuts.

I think the prevailing strategy, after a fair amount of discussion was to essentially use all 24 hours and start heavy on the running. You start at midnight with a jerk off. Run as much as you can in one go, ideally 6 miles (if you need to train for it beforehand, so be it, this is of utmost importance after all). Jerk off again. At this point you're over an hour into it and you've done half the running and 1/3 of the jerk offs.

Then you start eating donuts. Eat two and then plan for one an hour the rest of the day. Same thing with the beers. During all of that, take 15 minutes every few hours to run another mile. Work in the masturbation as you see fit. Taking breaks is important. Eat the donut at the top of every hour without fail. Drink the beer over the first twenty minutes. That leaves you 40 minutes to run, jerk off or just relax if it's an off hour.

It's pretty impossible but I think front loading the running is probably the best way to go about this.
A lot of thought went into that. Awesome.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

If I saw 24 donuts right now, I'd jerk-off 18 times.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

I'd drink 6 beers, eat 12 donuts, run 18 miles on the people mover at the airport, and write myself 24 "not tonight, baby, I have a headache" notes.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

Can I just drink 60 beers?
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

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Can I just drink 60 beers?
*handing you a bottle opener*
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

JO 6, Run 24 miles, and I guess 12 donuts and 18 beers, if I drink Miller Lite or some of that mild stuff. It's pretty doable.

I only need 5 hours to run 24 miles, without getting tired. I can include some donut stops. I would need more planning for JOs.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

I fail to see how this is a challenge, but seeing as how participating would free up a few hours a day for me, I'm game. What are we raising awareness of?
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

This is DVD motherfucking Talk. We should all be jerking off 24x per day, just like normal. Run 6 miles, eat 12 donuts and drink 18 beers. All before noon. Sleep all afternoon and then fuck our supermodel wives on our yachts.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

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This is DVD motherfucking Talk. We should all be jerking off 24x per day, just like normal. Run 6 miles, eat 12 donuts and drink 18 beers. All before noon. Sleep all afternoon and then fuck our supermodel wives on our yachts.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

I could do the 24 beers in 4 hours, but I doubt I could run 6 miles in 24 hours. Am I allowed to walk the miles while eating donuts?
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

A word of warning: I jerked off in all your beers.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

How about an old-school challenge:

One 1.5 ounce shot of beer per minute, for an hour. It's only 7.5 beers, but the constantly drinking makes it tough.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

I certainly wouldn't want to run 24 miles after eating 12 donuts and drinking 18 beers
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

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How about an old-school challenge:

One 1.5 ounce shot of beer per minute, for an hour. It's only 7.5 beers, but the constantly drinking makes it tough.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

What if you don't drink?
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

Jesus...I feel worthless enough if I have nothing better to do than jerk it twice in a day. I'd probably be weeping from utter self-loathing if I were to make it to even four, let alone six.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

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Jesus...I feel worthless enough if I have nothing better to do than jerk it twice in a day. I'd probably be weeping from utter self-loathing if I were to make it to even four, let alone six.
Same for me. Even as a teen 2 times was too much. I think I did 3 once, but it just zaps the life out of me.

I might be in for the 2, 4, 6, 8 challenge.
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Re: The 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

Originally Posted by Heat View Post
How about an old-school challenge:

One 1.5 ounce shot of beer per minute, for an hour. It's only 7.5 beers, but the constantly drinking makes it tough.
I would indeed call slamming only seven-and-a-half beers in one hour tough drinking.

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