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Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

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Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Taft built the first oval office and Herbert Hoover set it on fire. So FDR was the first president to occupy the current oval office. If it just sheer number of farts, FDR would be the likely candidate, but I'm wondering who farted the most per term.

I'm going to assume that based on technological increases in communications increases, the need for the president to actually be inside the oval office diminishes over time. So I don't think the presidential farting champion will be a recent president.

My initial thought was Eisenhower, but it looked like he did quite a bit of traveling while in office, so that's also got to cut down on opportunity.

His predecessor, Harry Truman, only left the country four times while in office. He also looks like the kind of guy that would eat lots of cruciferous veggies.

So my guess would be Truman.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

W....t....f....?
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Why isn't this in the stupid Politics forum?
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Ronald Reagan - 2nd term

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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

What, no poll?
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Surprisingly, William Henry Harrison.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Originally Posted by inri222 View Post
Ronald Reagan - 2nd term
He said fart not shart.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

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He said fart not shart.
Nixon
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

I heard Gerald Ford used to fart a lot and always blamed a secret service agent.
http://deadpresidents.tumblr.com/pos...ford-and-farts
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

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I heard Gerald Ford used to fart a lot and always blamed a secret service agent.
http://deadpresidents.tumblr.com/pos...ford-and-farts
Thats what the Secret Service is there for. Ablative fart armor.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Ted Cruz announced that on his first day in office he is gonna fart up a storm.
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Nixon farted alot in the Oval Office, but Ford would always pardon him.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Originally Posted by movieguru View Post
I heard Gerald Ford used to fart a lot and always blamed a secret service agent.
http://deadpresidents.tumblr.com/pos...ford-and-farts
Interesting, but that makes me think that Gerald Ford probably didn't fart that much inside the oval office. He was probably saving them up for when he was in the presence of secret service.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

If Hillary becomes president, you'll not only have the monumental task of tracking farts, but also queefs. Is anyone really up to that kind of challenge?
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Gerald Ford. Why do you think he fell down so much? Powerful farts.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

If anybody could answer this question, it is Major League Baseball.

[vinscully] Roberts steps into the box and settles in. He has a good chance against the big left hander. If he's playing in a stadium named after a beverage company and east of Kansas, during odd numbered years Roberts is batting almost .400 on Tuesdays in April while facing divorced blue-eyed pitchers with Swedish ancestry. In an even numbered year, that jumps to almost .750. [/vinscully]
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

Through the ass or through the mouth?
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

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Through the ass or through the mouth?
butt farts. there's a reason i didn't post this in the political forum.
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Re: Which president farted the most times in the oval office (per term)?

So does a new president get a new fart free chair or does he have to sit in a chair that's collected farts from the previous presidents?

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