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Adolf Hitler: Historians Say Leader of Nazi Party Had Genital Abnormalities

London: New German medical records, which have been unearthed 93 years after they were originally recorded, claim that Adolf Hitler had a micro-penis.

Historians think that this embarrassing penis deformity of Hitler may be the reason behind his rage and lack of sex life during his 56 years, the Daily Star reported.

Medical records following the Nazi Party leader’s arrest in 1923 suggest that he suffered “right-side cryptorchidism,” the medical name for an undescended testicle and that his genitalia may have been more deformed than first thought.

New records show the fascist leader also had a related condition called Hypospadias, which can leave the sufferer with a “micro-penis.”

Hypospadias sufferers may be forced to urinate out of a small hole at the base, or shaft of the penis, rather than at the tip.

Historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie said in the new book ‘Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute’ that the Nazi leader, who was well known to have a fear of people seeing him naked and never became a father, kept the dark secret close to him.

They noted that Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality, an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile Hypospadius, in which the urethra opens on the underside of the penis.

Personal doctor Theodor Morell, who prescribed Hitler amphetamines, hormones and cocaine on occasion, to hike the leader’s libido, is also said to have recorded the Fuhrer’s penis deformity.

Nazi architect Albert Speer, who was responsible for designing colossal buildings for Hitler, said the leader’s absent sex drive was very noticeable following the war, adding that in the case of Eva Braun in particular, aside from occasional passionate episodes, there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.

Rumour has it that during the Battle of the Somme in the First World War, a flying piece of hot shrapnel sliced into Fuhrer’s testicles.

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At this point, what difference does this make?
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One ball and a tiny dick?

Sounds like the kind of stuff Allied soldiers would have spread amongst themselves to belittle mock the Fuhrer.
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If only he was hung like John Holmes the course of history might have changed.
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He also had legendary flatulence, which greatly embarrassed him. Still, did millions of innocent people have to pay for his physical anomalies? I argue no.
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"Eva, I vill pee in zour butt!"
"Adolf, you know you can't dear!"
"Argh! Ve vill invade Poland zen!"
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Mein Shvantz!
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Pics?
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Oh great, he has already single-handedly made little mustache uncool, he's now also giving genital abnormality the bad name?
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So he had uncontrollable flatulence, one testicle and a micro-penis. You shouldn't judge people by their physical appearance and condition--it's what's on the inside that counts........oh yeah, he was Hitler.
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They have small penises also.
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Would bang, even with Adolf's micro-peen.
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Mein Shvantz!
Schwanz, but OK.
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I remember reading a book back in junior high school that claimed he was into scat (shitting on his sex partner or having her shit on him). My best friend read the book too and we called him Shitler.

EDITED TO ADD that I think this is the book. It was fairly new when I read it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mind_of_Adolf_Hitler

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Re: Adolf Hitler: Historians Say Leader of Nazi Party Had Genital Abnormalities

Originally Posted by Josh-da-man View Post
One ball and a tiny dick?

Sounds like the kind of stuff Allied soldiers would have spread amongst themselves to belittle mock the Fuhrer.
It's ok to make up shit about bad people. Ted Cruz even said so. Well, yesterday he did.

Amazing facts aside, I would have released this story in April.
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I thought everyone knew about Hitler's genitals:

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's are so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all.
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The Ku Klux Klan and the white supremacists worship and idolize the teachings of a man who had no dick.



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We'll never know for sure. Too bad they didn't save Hitler's penis, the way they did Napoleon's.
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Kasich really did have the women coming out of the kitchens and voting for him.

Hands on those hips, bitches!
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Re: Adolf Hitler: Historians Say Leader of Nazi Party Had Genital Abnormalities

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Nazi architect Albert Speer, who was responsible for designing colossal buildings for Hitler, said the leader’s absent sex drive was very noticeable following the war, adding that in the case of Eva Braun in particular, aside from occasional passionate episodes, there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.
I would expect that to be so, with Hitler being dead and all.

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