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Old 02-05-16, 01:06 PM
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Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

Not Florida.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...rified-7314991

Edit: Now Hear This: Fixed For People Who Don't Know How To Click On Internet Links. That is All.

Woman crashed own funeral to confront terrified husband who paid hitmen to have her killed

13:10, 5 Feb 2016
Updated 14:38, 5 Feb 2016
By Sam Webb

Balenga Kalala, of Melbourne, paid a team of hitmen 3,500 to take out his wife Noela Rukundo because he thought she was cheating on him

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A woman gave her husband the fright of his life by turning up to her own funeral - after he had arranged to have her killed.

Balenga Kalala, of Melbourne, paid a team of hitmen 3,500 to take out his wife Noela Rukundo because he thought she was cheating on him.

Kalala, who has lived in Australia since arriving as a refugee from the Democratic Republic of Congo in 2004, planned to have the mother of his three children murdered as she attended her stepmother’s funeral in Burundi early last year.

But the gunmen didn’t want to kill a woman and knew Ms Rukundo’s brother, so they told her what her husband had done - and even handed over recorded phone conversations and a payment receipt for the blood money.

The hitmen then told Kalala the deed was done, and he informed the family she died in an accident in Africa.

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Criminal: Balenga Kalala, 39, was sentenced to nine years jail for ordering the hit on his wife

But Ms Rukundo travelled home and went to her own ‘funeral’, waiting as the mourners left before confronting her murderous partner.

“Is it my eyes?” she recalled him saying in an interview with the Washington Post .

“Is it a ghost?”

“Surprise! I’m still alive!” she replied.

Kalala touched her shoulder and then began screaming.

He initially denied his crime, but Rukundo got him to confess during a phone conversation that was secretly recorded by cops.

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“I felt like somebody who had risen again,” she told the BBC .

“My situation, my past life? That is gone. I’m starting a new life now. I will stand up like a strong woman.”

Kalala was sentenced to nine years in prison.

After Kalala's conviction, Ms Rukundo's son Fostin told ABC his mother still lived in fear.

"She works for us, she feeds us, she clothed us and she was doing the same thing for [Kalala].

"I looked at him (in court) but I couldn't see a man. Because I believe a man would not do something like that."

Woman crashed own funeral to confront terrified husband who paid hitmen to have her killed

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Husband should have you killed for your lazy post.
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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

Should've had her laying in a casket. As he got closer, she sits up, points at him then leaps out to chase him around the casket. Record it for YouTube.
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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

so that's what dave chappelle's been up to

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Thanks for the summation
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

Originally Posted by TomOpus View Post
Should've had her laying in a casket. As he got closer, she sits up, points at him then leaps out to chase him around the casket. Record it for Worldstar.
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She didn't died.
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Damn, zombies are everywhere!
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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

Originally Posted by SuperJim88 View Post
Husband should have you killed for your lazy post.
Hey man, creek's gonna creek.
It's either a huge wall of text or next to nothing.
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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

I hear Abe Vigoda is planning the same thing.
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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

Originally Posted by SuperJim88 View Post
Husband should have you killed for your lazy post.
Actually, I thought the thread title was too much summation.

I guess I should have mentioned that the husband liked to eat peanut butter & jelly sandwiches in his Sylvester Cat boxers while playing pinochle, but that just didn't seem relevant at the time.

Sorry.

Besides, the husband tried to have me killed but went to the same agency where he found the other good-for-nothing fake assassins. Hubby ain't too bright.
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Hey man, creek's gonna creek.
I like it.

As to the rest of your post, tl:dr.
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She didn't died.
She certainly didn't.
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Originally Posted by slop101 View Post
Hey man, creek's gonna creek.
It's either a huge wall of text or next to nothing.
It must not have been a religious funeral
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It must not have been a religious funeral
How dayuh you, suh!

I have it on good authority that the husband appealed to several deities in a loud voice upon seeing his no-longer-ex-spouse.

"She's not dead...she's just pining."

"Pining?"

"Yes...pining for the fjords."
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Looks pretty good for being dead ...

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Re: Woman Crashes Own Funeral; Confronts Husband Who Hired To Have Her Killed

BTW Creek, I know how to click links. I choose not to.

If I want to discuss current events with my wife, I don't smack the bitch with a newspaper and walk away.
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Originally Posted by Abob Teff View Post
If I want to discuss current events with my wife, I don't smack the bitch with a newspaper and walk away.
Wait there's another way?
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