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Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

Maybe a NFL team should hire him as a strength coach?

I think I need to start working out more.

A massively "buff" kangaroo standing about 6-foot-5 has been intimidating residents along a park's walking trail in Australia.

The kangaroo has also been seen on a golf course, standing above the smaller kangaroos around him, residents of North Lake in Brisbane told Seven News.

"He's a big boy," Linda Hellyer said about her encounter with the muscular kangaroo, making sure she kept her distance. "We turned the corner and our mate jumped out. He's very big and I don't want to take him on. … We didn't intend to get that close because we obviously know kangaroos can be a bit dangerous.
http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/buff-.../26/id/646774/

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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

He probably doesn't even UFC, Bro
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Maywether's next Match?
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

He has potential.
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

Can kangaroos do push-ups?

"Kangaroo Jack" You Up, Bro
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Hugh Jackman's workouts have gotten a bit too extreme, I see.
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

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Can kangaroos do push-ups?

"Kangaroo Jack" You Up, Bro
Do you even lift, mate?
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That Kangaroo is on the juice
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

He's got a fur six pack.
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

Get some skinheads from next door Germany to take care of them.
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

I found this video of two kangaroos street fighting. I had no idea that they could put their full body weight on their tails. Their tails must be incredibly strong.

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This next video is unintentionally hilarious. The woman keeps saying, "Look at his muscles! Look at his biceps! He's huge! He's huge!" over and over again like she wants to fuck it or something.

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I'm sorry, I lost it at that last GIF.
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Roo on roids.
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He can be in the Next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie.
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Or the remake of Tank Girl
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He has potential.
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I had no idea that they could put their full body weight on their tails. Their tails must be incredibly strong.
Neither did I until I saw that video. Amazing how they can sorta sit on their tail.
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

I'm seeing vegemite ads.
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

So kangaroo fighting consists of three steps:

1) place hands firmly on opponent's shoulders
2) recline onto one's tail
3) drop kick opponent's balls into his throat

This buff kangaroo thing is giving me an idea for a shitty Sy-Fy movie: MANGAROO!
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

Originally Posted by Abob Teff View Post
So kangaroo fighting consists of three steps:

1) place hands firmly on opponent's shoulders
2) recline onto one's tail
3) drop kick opponent's balls into his throat

This buff kangaroo thing is giving me an idea for a shitty Sy-Fy movie: MANGAROO!


That's my fighting technique as well!
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Re: Buffed and Yoked Kangaroo stalks Australian neighborhood

I smell a Rocky VII plot
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