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Old 05-06-15, 04:41 PM
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Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

Well this takes frivolous lawsuits to a whole new level.

This Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf. Yes, Really.

Identifying herself as an ambassador for God and Jesus Christ, a Nebraska woman has filed a federal lawsuit against all homosexual people on the planet for breaking “religious and moral laws.”

Sylvia Ann Driskell of Auburn argues in a seven-page, handwritten petition delivered to the U.S. District Court of Omaha that “homosexuality is a sin and that the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality,” according to the Lincoln Journal Star. “Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)”

The 66-year-old, who is representing herself in the lawsuit, cites Webster’s Dictionary as well as a series of Bible passages in her letter, which is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors, the Omaha World Herald reports. She challenges U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to not “judge God to be a lier (sp),” and slams gay people as “liers (sp), deceivers and thieves” in the case, filed simply as Driskell v. Homosexuals.

“I never thought that I would see a day in which our Great Nation or our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people(’s) lewd behavior,” she notes. “It is of the Lord’s mercies that we are not consumed because his compassions fail not.”

Head here to view the full petition.

The court has not issued a summons for Driskell, according to NBC. Of course, that hasn’t stopped a number of high-profile gay writers from sharing tongue-in-cheek responses to the lawsuit.

Steven Payne of The Daily Kos said he and his husband, Brian, would be “liquidating our assets” ahead of a legal ruling in the case, which he jokingly suggested is a matter for the Supreme Court.

“We anticipate the restitution ordered to this woman will take us down to our very last penny,” he quipped.

Outspoken lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) rights activist and author Dan Savage felt similarly, tweeting:

We'll be waiting with bated breath for the ruling on this one!
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

Awesome. I hope it makes it to the Supreme Court and gets tons of press. Maybe people will finally see how stupid this rhetoric really is.
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

Sounds like her husband needs to read some more OT and beat her better.
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

If she wins I am going to sue all Christians for the rest of us having to put up with their stupidity.
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I can give her twenty bucks, but I've gotta have it back next payday.
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

Anyone have a pic of this fruitcake?
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

I'm actually surprised she screwed up "liars" but got "deceivers" and "thieves" correct.
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

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Anyone have a pic of this fruitcake?
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I'm actually surprised she screwed up "liars" but got "deceivers" and "thieves" correct.
I thought the same thing, but then I realized that she overgeneralized the -er rule.
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Good. Liquidate your assets for this. I'm sure Jesus will reimburse them.
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Originally Posted by Norm de Plume View Post
Anyone have a pic of this fruitcake?
From my understanding, she's suing millions of fruitcakes.
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I should be getting my summons soon then...
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Shouldn't everyone who is pro gay rights be included as accessories?
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I wonder if these two know each other.

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Originally Posted by Red Dog View Post
Good. Liquidate your assets for this. I'm sure Jesus will reimburse them.
????

Are you referring to Steven Payne & his husband Brian?

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I wonder if these two know each other.

Sure, go ahead and laugh. You know who else laughed? The homo Judas.
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Sure, go ahead and laugh. You know who else laughed? The homo Judas.
Hey now, Jesus forgave Judas. He even made him a priest.
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Hey now, Jesus forgave Judas. He even made him a priest.
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Hey now, Jesus forgave Judas. He even made him a priest.
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dammit...inri222 beat me to the Rob Halford joke
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Re: Woman Is Suing All Gay People On Earth On God's Behalf

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I'm actually surprised she screwed up "liars" but got "deceivers" and "thieves" correct.
Quote of the day right there!!
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I can give her twenty bucks, but I've gotta have it back next payday.
It's a Vibiana sighting! That means it will be a warm Summer, or something.

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