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The CHARMS of Porn

Old 02-08-15, 09:43 AM
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What do you have against libraries?
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They are full of fecal matter. And masturbatory women. Lots of masturbatory women who tape themselves being masturbatory.
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He also may be French. He posted the same masturbation stuff in French at French message boards.
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It surprises me there isn't a web address in there somewhere, trying to generate traffic for ad money. Spreading the good word, I guess.
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Originally Posted by phenix87 View Post
Semen is very important to the body, full of useful nutrients. Ever wondered how it would feel keeping it inside?
If it is full of useful nutrients, wouldn't that mean you need to eat semen? You're not actually getting benefit by keeping those nutrients in your testes. You need to eat the semen and properly digest it.

Swallow, don't spit, bitch! It's full of nutrients and good for you!

Also, OP do you believe in master dogs?


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It surprises me there isn't a web address in there somewhere, trying to generate traffic for ad money. Spreading the good word, I guess.
That, and I am also surprised that there isn't some kind of religious message in the post or something about masturbation being the murder of unborn babies or something. Every time you masturbate, you are killing one million baby sperms! Masturbation makes you a serial killer!!

I kill approximately 7 million baby sperms per week. I am worse than Adolf.

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Originally Posted by mndtrp View Post
It surprises me there isn't a web address in there somewhere, trying to generate traffic for ad money. Spreading the good word, I guess.
This site probably doesn't allow new posters to post links, as all the other places he posted to have links in them.

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The responses on this one are creepy....
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Masturbation is so yesterday.

Fornicating with chickens is so much healthier.
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I never thought I would see a gif of a dog raping a chicken.
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This site probably doesn't allow new posters to post links, as all the other places he posted to have links in them.



The responses on this one are creepy....
Yeah. THey're fucking scary.
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I never thought I would see a gif of a dog raping a chicken.
You're welcome.
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I never thought I would see a gif of a dog raping a chicken.
But is it a legitimate rape?
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Their bastard chicken-dog abomination will be a beautiful gift from God.
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Depends. Was the chicken struggling or did it welcome it?
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dork....is that you?
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Depends. Was the chicken struggling or did it welcome it?
Looked like rape to me. It looked like the chicken was trying to walk away, and the dog grabs the chicken by its wing and basically forces it into the dog's cardboard house.

Master dogs are rapists!
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What came first the chicken or the dog?
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Originally Posted by JumpCutz View Post
What came first the chicken or the dog?
Easy. The dog.

The person/animal being raped probably isn't going to orgasm. Also, the dog is male, and males usually orgasm quicker and more easily than females as well.

So the dog "came" first most likely.
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Nonsense. Go forth, fap and prosper.

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OK, which one of you guys created a new account?
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Also, OP do you believe in master dogs?
First time I read through it I was thinking this sounds like something from a fan of movies, then I got to the part about withdrawal symptoms and crying. Had a nice belly laugh at that point.
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But would you eat it or keep it for a pet... then eat it?
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On the Catholic site it states he is Islamic and he has been posting the same shit for quite awhile now.
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Try WoW.


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Yeah. THey're fucking scary.
Originally Posted by MarineCorps View Post
The responses on this one are creepy....
I dunno. This one seems like a perfect setup for a lot of jokes on the subject:

Thank you for the post.

I read a lot of testimonials from the link you provided, and many of them say the same thing - outlining the positive physical effects.

I will say, though, that this page of testimonials is from an obviously non-Catholic website. That website promotes sex without orgasm, which they call "karezza". Their goal seems to be okay - to heal sexual relationships - but it lacks any decidedly spiritual, or more specifically, Christian, guidance.

So reading these testimonials can definitely be inspiring, but as a Catholic, I was left with wanting to hear the spiritual side of these people's stories, because there is (or at least should be) more to quitting porn and masturbation than gaining the positive physical effects/benefits, so while I admire these people for quitting porn and masturbation, I would recommend anyone on this website that is struggling to look for help from a Catholic perspective, because the Catholic Church is really the church which has the fullest understanding of human sexuality.

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