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What happened to my toothpick?

Old 11-24-14, 12:32 PM
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What happened to my toothpick?

I had a toothpick in my mouth, then I used it to clean my fingernails. After that, I made some tacos for a customer, and now I can't find the toothpick anywhere. I probably threw it in the trash, at least I hope I did.
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Old 11-24-14, 12:47 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

Great thread title, or best thread title?
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

Too obvious thread title.
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Old 11-24-14, 01:01 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

I saved it after I chewed on it. If you want it back PM me your address and I'll put it in the mail.
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

Have you checked your neck roll? Maybe it got stuck there.
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Old 11-24-14, 02:21 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

I couldn't find my toothpick once. That's what happens when you go swimming in cold weather.
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

Definitely 146 toothpicks...definitely.
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Old 11-24-14, 03:04 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

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I saved it after I chewed on it. If you want it back PM me your address and I'll put it in the mail.
If he doesn't want it can I have it?
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Old 11-24-14, 03:38 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

Why are you all making fun of this situation? You are just as guilty as the person who lost the toothpick.
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Old 11-24-14, 04:45 PM
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Definitely 146 toothpicks...definitely.
Think you miscounted by 100, Raymond.
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Old 11-24-14, 04:57 PM
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Why are you all making fun of this situation? You are just as guilty as the person who lost the toothpick.
So now we are splinter-shaming? Unbelievable ...

Statistics show 1 in 5 toothpicks are lost while cooking. This not a laughing matter.
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Old 08-29-16, 11:24 AM
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that moment when you are looking for a thread you started, and see one that completely baffles you.
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I was hoping for some closure
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Old 08-29-16, 11:38 AM
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Pics or you never lost it.
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Originally Posted by LurkerDan View Post
that moment when you are looking for a thread you started, and see one that completely baffles you.
Uh huh...
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

The Boulder police bungle another case: first Jonbenet and now LurkerDan's toothpick.
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think you miscounted by 100, raymond.
82...82...82...
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Old 08-29-16, 12:39 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

Are you sure it happened in that order?
You probably cleaned your nails then put it in your mouth and swallowed it. Disgusting.
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The Boulder police bungle another case: first Jonbenet and now LurkerDan's toothpick.
A possible connection?
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Old 08-30-16, 03:21 AM
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I probably threw it in the trash
By your own testimony you admitted you threw it in the trash.

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Hmm. What if... there was NO TOOTHPICK. I think he just wants mine!
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Old 08-30-16, 09:58 AM
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When you have to take a dump and felt a sharp pain then you know what happen to your toothpick.
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Fun fact: a toothpick will not show up on an X-Ray. Abdominal bleeding is another story.
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Old 08-30-16, 06:08 PM
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Re: What happened to my toothpick?

I saw the bump and thought he found it.
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