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Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF?!

Old 11-19-14, 05:59 PM
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Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF?!

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Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF?!

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Apparently no one was buying this chick a drink, so she took matters into her own hands or vajayjay, rather.

A Florida woman was caught ON CAMERA, STEALING a bottle of E&J liquor and hiding it by SHOVING it inside her VAGINA!

To make matters worse, her young son is with her and the little boy looks shocked!
wtfvaginaflorida

Damn. How much is a bottle of E&J?! Someone loan her a $20 please.

WTF?!
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Old 11-19-14, 06:03 PM
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Re: Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF

Florida. That is all that can be said.
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Florida. That is all that can be said.
Yeah, basically. Not sure why the "WTF?" is in the title. If it happened in another state, sure.
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Wow they did that on American Dad, who knew it can be done in real life.
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Holy shit
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'If the bottle fits, you can't acquit'
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You don't see this trick much outside of Belladonna movies.
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Re: Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF

The really scary thing is that I heard she turned the bottle upside down first and then shoved it in.
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She should start drinking Adam Brandy ...

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Re: Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF

Originally Posted by van der graaf View Post
Yeah, basically. Not sure why the "WTF?" is in the title. If it happened in another state, sure.
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She'll be popular when her son's underage friends want to have a kegger.
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At least it wasn't Crown Royal
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At least her husband now knows why he gets drunk every time they have oral sex.
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Damn, talk about a snatch and grab.
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So is that were the word snatch comes from?
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Old 11-20-14, 08:16 AM
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Her defense should be that Fatty Arbuckle made her do it.
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At least it wasn't Crown Royal
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At least it wasn't Crown Royal
It's not much better...
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She was too scared to just grab it and walk out with it in hand?

What a pussy.
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What a pussy.
Indeed!
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Who removed the evidence from her?
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Who removed the evidence from her?
Probably the guy that fingered her in the lineup.
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She could have just stuck it under her son's shirt. Sometimes you need to think outside the box.
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Re: Florida woman STEALS liquor, hides bottle in her VAGINA, in front of her SON! WTF

I think she was just responding to the "mommy, where do babies come from" question. Props to her for the visual aid(s).
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