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Old 10-31-14, 09:38 PM
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Woman in Lingerie, 31, 'Breaks into the Home of her Husband's Friend, Strips and Sexually Assaults him while he Sleeps'

A 31-year-old Texas woman has been arrested for allegedly breaking into the home of a male friend of her husbands, before climbing into his bed and sexually assaulting him.

Megan Davis Hoelting has been charged with burglarizing following the alleged incident on Monday night.

She was arrested four times this month, the lastest on Oct 30th.

The man told a Williamson County Sheriff’s Office deputy that he “awoke to the feeling of an unknown party on top of him,” adding that he “felt the offender place his penis in her mouth.”

Aided by a flashlight application on his cell phone, the victim recognized Hoelting, whose breasts were exposed, as “his friend’s wife.” He directed her to leave the residence, but when Hoelting refused to budge, he dialed 911.



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Even ugly people need sex.

They have to sneak up to get it tho.
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That guy's mistake was using his cell phone flashlight. In pitch black darkness every blowjob is from Christy Brinkley! Light only allows reality in.
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I live in Williamson county, and shit like this happens all the time.
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I'd love to be awoken by a BJ... but not by that. Good god.
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Guilty

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She would have to cook me the most tender filet mignon steak ever if she wants to blow me.
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She was arrested four times this month, the lastest on Oct 30th.
She sounds like a real peach.
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I don't know what everyone sees. She's a handsome woman.
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She sounds like a real peach.
The lastest is always the worstest.
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Re: Woman in Lingerie sexually assaults husband's friend while he's asleep

Where were these kind of women when I used to sleep?
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I don't know what everyone sees. She's a handsome woman.
Some guys just like a jawbone that can cut glass.
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Old 11-01-14, 05:21 PM
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Where were friend's wives like this back when I had friends?
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Still guilty?



What were the other 4 arrests for?

So the guy is asleep, feels a mysterious person sucking his dick, and uses his mad ninja skillz to stealthily grab his smart phone, unlock it, find the flashlight app, turn it on, shine it on the offender, AND THEN become outraged ... I call bullshit.
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Yeah, mug shots are almost always bad...looks like she cleans up pretty nicely. Where are these chicks in my neighborhood?

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So the guy is asleep, feels a mysterious person sucking his dick, and uses his mad ninja skillz to stealthily grab his smart phone, unlock it, find the flashlight app, turn it on, shine it on the offender, AND THEN become outraged ... I call bullshit.
I was thinking the same thing but you said it better than I could have.
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What were the other 4 arrests for?

So the guy is asleep, feels a mysterious person sucking his dick, and uses his mad ninja skillz to stealthily grab his smart phone, unlock it, find the flashlight app, turn it on, shine it on the offender, AND THEN become outraged ... I call bullshit.
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So the guy is asleep, feels a mysterious person sucking his dick, and uses his mad ninja skillz to finish, then stealthily grab his smart phone, unlock it, find the flashlight app, turn it on, shine it on the offender, AND THEN become outraged
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Re: Woman in Lingerie sexually assaults husband's friend while he's asleep

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What were the other 4 arrests for?
Jail records show that Hoelting has been arrested three other times this month. On October 14 she was busted for theft. Two days later she was jailed for assault, and on October 21 she was collared for public intoxication.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/t...lts-man-687432

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The way they blurred out the guy and kid on this one cracks me up:
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Yeah, she cleans up well, and I probably wouldn't mind if she sexually assaulted me, just as long as she's disease free.
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The least she could do is put on some lipstick

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Re: Woman in Lingerie sexually assaults husband's friend while he's asleep

Aided by a flashlight application on his cell phone, the victim recognized Hoelting, whose breasts were exposed, as “his friend’s wife.” He directed her to leave the residence, but when Hoelting refused to budge, he dialed 911.
And????? That is clearly NOT the end of this story! Did she disengage when he called 911, and then leave? Did she ignore his call and continue with what she was doing? When do we get to hear the recording of THAT call?! "Sir, is this person still in your house?" "Oh, yeah, she's sucking my cock right now, titties hanging out, nipples nice and hard, oh, yes, she's sucking faster now, you better send someone over fast or its going to be too late, I can't hold back much longer..."
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Re: Woman in Lingerie sexually assaults husband's friend while he's asleep

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And????? That is clearly NOT the end of this story! Did she disengage when he called 911, and then leave? Did she ignore his call and continue with what she was doing? When do we get to hear the recording of THAT call?! "Sir, is this person still in your house?" "Oh, yeah, she's sucking my cock right now, titties hanging out, nipples nice and hard, oh, yes, she's sucking faster now, you better send someone over fast or its going to be too late, I can't hold back much longer..."
Yeah, finish the story!

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It could be she has bottomed out, but I'm betting on a brain tumor.
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