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Old 09-24-14, 01:49 PM
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Old 09-24-14, 01:56 PM
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I love the Chineses.
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pfffft ... where's the wining lotto numbers
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pfffft ... where's the wining lotto numbers
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The best one I ever got said "Maybe you will live on Moon in next century, bring air." It hung on my wall for years but I lost it in a move.
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About a month ago I actually received a blank piece of paper in my fortune cookie. Not sure if that meant I can write my own future or if I'm just f--ked.
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World, world, world.
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On September 10, 2001 I went out for Chinese food and my fortune read "Tomorrow will be peppier".
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Conspiracy!
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About a month ago I actually received a blank piece of paper in my fortune cookie. Not sure if that meant I can write my own future or if I'm just f--ked.
If you ever stop posting here, we'll assume it's the latter.
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Old 09-25-14, 10:25 AM
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I once got "You will be fortunate in everything." I think that's the jackpot when it comes to fortunes.
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The best one I ever got said "Maybe you will live on Moon in next century, bring air." It hung on my wall for years but I lost it in a move.
Your move to the moon?
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Old 09-25-14, 11:29 AM
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Two different times I got cookies with nothing in them. Just reassures me life sucks.
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Your move to the moon?
Yes.
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I may have you beat. I got this one 17 years ago and have hung onto it since, simply because it was so awesome:

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Originally Posted by Abob Teff View Post
About a month ago I actually received a blank piece of paper in my fortune cookie. Not sure if that meant I can write my own future or if I'm just f--ked.
Come on, read my future for me.
You haven't got any.
What do you mean?
Your future is all used up.
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Two different times I got cookies with nothing in them. Just reassures me life sucks.
3 times for me.. including my very first fortune cookie. And I've only had about 10 fortune cookies in my life - so 3 out of 10 seems kind of high.
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Did you turn the piece of paper over and look on the back?
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Did you turn the piece of paper over and look on the back?
Yeah, but there was noting extraordinary there. Just how to pronounce some random word in Chinese and the standard lucky numbers. But that's no big deal, as it was the front of the paper that was the outstanding bit here.
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Originally Posted by banthafett View Post
Two different times I got cookies with nothing in them. Just reassures me life sucks.
Or it's a profound statement on the meaning of life and the Universe.
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"You will find happiness with a new love"
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"You will find happiness with a new love"
In Utah, you can do that.
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"Because of your melodic nature, moonlight never misses an appointment."
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