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puppy rapist gets 5 years (where you ask)

Old 09-21-14, 03:41 PM
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puppy rapist gets 5 years (where you ask)

Florida must be lacking in women who like weirdos
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Old 09-21-14, 09:19 PM
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Re: puppy rapist gets 5 years (where you ask)

I read a similar story years ago, IIRC the guy's name was Kuch. The main difference is that Kooch was violating dead dogs (for some reason I think it might've been road kill he came across, not necessarily his own dog). Ever since then, we replace "screwed the pooch" with "Kuched the pooch".

Realized a link would be worth a thousand words, couldn't find a working link to the article, but I did find a forum that quoted the article...

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.
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Old 09-21-14, 09:40 PM
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Re: puppy rapist gets 5 years (where you ask)

5 years for fondling a puppy?

Florida must be lacking residents in their prisons.
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Old 09-22-14, 08:15 AM
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This was legal in washington state until teh democrats
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Old 09-22-14, 10:55 AM
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I'd rather fondle a joint, than a puppy.
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Old 09-22-14, 10:28 PM
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Will he have gotten a lesser sentence had he had sex with a dead pussy?
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