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Old 09-18-14, 08:23 AM
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Truck Nuts

I saw this while driving home from work yesterday....






I have never seen anyone do this to their truck before. Kinda sad and pathetic, I guess some people feel it necessary to advertise how insecure they are about their manhood to other drivers. Lol.
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Old 09-18-14, 08:27 AM
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It's a Transformer.

Nothing to see here.
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Old 09-18-14, 08:27 AM
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Every time I see those I think, "Wow, that guy must really love the look of male genitalia!"
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The "flesh colored" ones are really gross.
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Linky: Urban Dictionary:

A pair of testicles attached to the rear of a car or truck used as an international symbol allowing homosexual men to identify each other.

* Red or blue colors are used to indicate if the vehicle owner is a "top" or a "bottom" while other colors indicate "no preference" as well as usual, or unusual preferences.
* Size of the nuts have no direct relationship to the actual size of the owner's penis and are usually misleading.
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The "flesh colored" ones are really gross.
So this is a common occurrence?!? Having never seen this before I thought it might just be an Indiana thing, or a Redneck thing. Or both.
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Linky: Urban Dictionary:

A pair of testicles attached to the rear of a car or truck used as an international symbol allowing homosexual men to identify each other.

* Red or blue colors are used to indicate if the vehicle owner is a "top" or a "bottom" while other colors indicate "no preference" as well as usual, or unusual preferences.
* Size of the nuts have no direct relationship to the actual size of the owner's penis and are usually misleading.
Please print this out and leave it under the windshield wiper of any parked truck with nuts that you find in the future. Then hide and wait for the owner to return and see the look on his face. Be sure to take photos.
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See plenty of these in FL. Rednecks.
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Every time I see those I think, "Wow, that guy must really love the look of male genitalia!"
I know. I've always thought it was a gay thing.
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I've seen this on trucks many times in Iowa. I always wonder if their inbred children are ashamed.
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Old 09-18-14, 09:29 AM
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Used to see them a lot around here, pretty sure it's a redneck thing.
I am hard pressed to think of anything less classy than this dumb fucking trend.
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I've seen this on trucks many times in Iowa. I always wonder if their inbred children are ashamed.
Inbred children can't be ashamed. That's why behavior like this continues.
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Old 09-18-14, 09:39 AM
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Remember, in front of every pair of nuts, there's always a dick.
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Lots of 'em up here across the border as well.
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It's a white trash and Mexican thing in Southern California.
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This is just as pathetic as wearing pants that are falling down. They are both cries for help from someone who should be shot.
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Truck nutz, bootleg Calvin peeing stickers, "Fear This" stickers, Browning symbol stickers... these are some of my least favorite things.
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Old 09-18-14, 11:53 AM
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I've seen a few, always been rednecks, and usually accompanied by the aforementioned Calvin pissing on something, usually a rival truck brand's logo.

My favorite, however, was a Dodge truck with the following stickered on the entirety of the back window, in huge block letters: "Eatin' Chevy, Shittin' Ford"
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Gay thing? Are there a bunch of gay guys driving pick-ups? I don't think so. Just a redneck thing.
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This may even be worse than the motorcycle guy who revs up his engine at a stoplight and looks around to make sure everyone notices him.
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Old 09-18-14, 11:57 AM
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I see these fairly often, pretty much always on large, rednecky pickups.
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Old 09-18-14, 12:19 PM
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Definitely a redneck, hillbilly, white trash thing in good old Connecticut.
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Originally Posted by kenbuzz View Post
I saw this while driving home from work yesterday....






I have never seen anyone do this to their truck before. Kinda sad and pathetic, I guess some people feel it necessary to advertise how insecure they are about their manhood to other drivers. Lol.
driving when you took that? Thanks for endangering people, man.
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Used to see them a lot around here, pretty sure it's a redneck thing.
I am hard pressed to think of anything less classy than this dumb fucking trend.
How about this?



http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoad...e-tote#27m69uj
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Truck nuts are so 2008. I'm surprised it took that long for a thread.
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