duff beer

I just thought about how as a kid in elementary school i would be playing with my friends, and girls too, but as like pals, when little would i know that off in the further regions of the playground those groups of girls chatting together would end up the biggest most nefarious problem in my life when older! No it was not super villains or wizards i would be fighting… but this problem. WHY. Leave me alone! And let me be a kid again free as a bird!!!!!! Why the dating scene??? Why do all those dbag players have to be such anoles as well, and all the other evil of the world. I'm willing to bet if Putin was a virgin none of this would be occurring. It's like you stick it in, and evil comes out. That Sean Connery movie where he's in the red underwear made it a point that it's all bad.

Living Dead

duff beer

I know people here will disagree since they're in relationships and all. But if everyone was like Tesla then it'd be a chill place.

Crocker Jarmen

Was the OP written using Mad Libs?

JumpCutz

I'm still trying to figure out how duff beer isn't currently involved in a committed relationship.

Living Dead

I don't technically disagree... but that's because I barely understand a fucking word of what you said.

duff beer

I don't know i guess i have ego issues. But when i open up they just politely go off.

Lt Ripley

One toke man
One toke over the liiiiiine
Downtown in a railway station
One toke over the liiiiine
Sweet sweet Mary
Sweet sweet Mary
Bwaa

Rockmjd23

Yes, that's the only reason people will disagree.

duff beer

Eh i dunno, i guess… just a thought really. Nothing else, nothing really matters. Do you, should i walk around places and stuff more? Is that, ok.

creekdipper

Shouldn't there be a poll to go with this?

Yes.
No.
Maybe.
What was the question? Still trying to shake off the concussion.

Supermallet

twikoff

Count Dooku

I would think the OP, more than anyone on this forum, would know the truth:

dave-o

Can someone provide a translation for those of us who don't speak duff?

Shannon Nutt

Well, according to the Bible they are.

Troy Stiffler

Your title establishes a good point for conversation.

And yet I couldn't even make it through reading your OP.

BearFan

Can't live with them ...

DirkUSA

That's a very interesting thought. Thank you.

EddieMoney

Fuck Sean Connery.

Groucho

Misogyny is not welcome here.