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FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

The saying that all is fare in love and war shouldn’t be taken literally. Jacob E. Kuhn took things a bit too far during a love spat with his girlfriend.

According to ABC News, Kuhn, 32, got into an argument with his girlfriend after drinking in his Brooksville, Fla. apartment. The argument escalated and Kuhn’s girlfriend attempted leave before things got out of hand. But when she turned around, Kuhn grabbed a clunk of his own feces and smeared it on his girlfriend’s back.

Kuhn left the apartment and his girlfriend called the police. Once Kuhn returned, the police arrested him and he was charged with domestic battery.

Kuhn remains in jail without bond.
http://rollingout.com/shame-on-you/w...g-an-argument/
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Turns out she was dating a gibbon.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Jacob E. Kuhn took things a bit too far during a love scat with his girlfriend.
Fixed
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

That's a shitty thing to do.

Their relationship will most likely go right down the toilet after this.

She probably doesn't give a crap at this point, though.

Poop.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

At least she wasn't shitfaced.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

all is fare
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He dung her wrong.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

At least he didn't call her a ****. You can't come back from that.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

I guess she couldn't put up with his shit anymore.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Who has feces on hand?


Well, I guess he does.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

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Turns out she was dating a gibbon.
Or GG Allin.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

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Who has feces on hand?
It's always a good idea to have some turds handy.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Originally Posted by dsa_shea View Post
Who has feces on hand?
This is what I was wondering. Did he just drop his pants and shit into his own hand right there then fling it at her like a monkey? Did he run to the bathroom and grab some? Does he save turds for some ungodly reason and just has them sitting around? I MUST KNOW.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

He was just seeing how much shit she could handle before calling the cops.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Working with my share of crazy people I know there's two things that the craziest ones do: strip naked and smear shit. If there's one constant in the nut job world it's that.
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Working with my share of crazy people I know there's two things that the craziest ones do: strip naked and smear shit. If there's one constant in the nut job world it's that.
Ha, at my friend's 21st he drank like 10 shots of tequila complained about it being hot and took off all his clothes, then he puked in the sink and passed out.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Just went to RollingOut website to check out that story and came across this:

http://rollingout.com/shame-on-you/w...dy-in-freezer/

Oh shit, what the fuck man?! She went 'Jodi Arias' on her boyfriend! Crazy fucking bitches!
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Ha, at my friend's 21st he drank like 10 shots of tequila complained about it being hot and took off all his clothes, then he puked in the sink and passed out.
Well, at least he entered the adult world like a full-grown man.

Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Shit smearing should be used for sexy time, not argument time.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

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Or GG Allin.
Hopefully she didn't fuck him. Since, you know, GG kills everything he fucks.

Or killed.
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A "clunk of his own feces"?
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

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Well, at least he entered the adult world like a full-grown man.

Stay thirsty, my friends.
Naked and vomiting? It sounds like he entered the adult world the same way he entered the real world.
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Hopefully she didn't fuck him. Since, you know, GG kills everything he fucks.

Or killed.
He died.
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He died.
Yes, he did. He died hard.
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Re: FLORIDA: Woman’s boyfriend smears feces on her during an argument

Sounds like she went there for the shits and giggles but they were all out of giggles.

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