Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle
08-04-13, 01:14 AM
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Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle
The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down, was rushed to hospital after he found his pet pooch snacking on something chewy.
The Trumann, Ark., man was rushed to the hospital, and the dog was taken to the vet where it was put down.
A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.
The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.
With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.
Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.
He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.
KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.
Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
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The Trumann, Ark., man was rushed to the hospital, and the dog was taken to the vet where it was put down.
A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.
The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.
With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.
Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.
He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.
KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.
Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
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08-04-13, 07:46 AM
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle
Must be nice.
A thread mentioning dead testicles and a dog and no one had mentioned KVRDave until the 8th post? For shame, otter, for shame.
A thread mentioning dead testicles and a dog and no one had mentioned KVRDave until the 8th post? For shame, otter, for shame.
08-04-13, 10:08 AM
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle
Too bad Fear Factor was cancelled as the dog would have made a great contestant.
08-04-13, 10:19 AM
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In addition to testing the dog, I hope they tested the testicle. For cancer and stuff like that.
08-04-13, 11:02 AM
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Another great Cheerios commercial.
08-04-13, 01:04 PM
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What the fuck did they put the dog down for? Give the guy a rabies prophylaxis and vaccinate the damn dog.
08-04-13, 01:08 PM
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Should've put both of the idiots down.
Just to be sure.
Just to be sure.
08-04-13, 01:15 PM
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle
Originally Posted by Tracer Bullet
What the fuck did they put the dog down for? Give the guy a rabies prophylaxis and vaccinate the damn dog.
08-04-13, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dsa_shea
Who is going to adopt a dog that eats attached testicles? There might be a feminist out there that would take the dog in.
08-04-13, 03:24 PM
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That's just nuts.
08-04-13, 04:19 PM
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Poor dog thought it was kibbles and bits. 
Damn the dog's head got cut off to be examined. They not going to find the testicle inside there. They need to go for the dog's stomach.
Damn the dog's head got cut off to be examined. They not going to find the testicle inside there. They need to go for the dog's stomach.
08-04-13, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by antspawn
Poor dog thought it was kibbles and bits.
Damn the dog's head got cut off to be examined. They not going to find the testicle inside there. They need to go for the dog's stomach.
Damn the dog's head got cut off to be examined. They not going to find the testicle inside there. They need to go for the dog's stomach.
