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Old 08-04-13, 01:14 AM
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Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down, was rushed to hospital after he found his pet pooch snacking on something chewy.

The Trumann, Ark., man was rushed to the hospital, and the dog was taken to the vet where it was put down.

A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.

With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.

He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.

KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.

Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

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Old 08-04-13, 01:30 AM
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Seriously?

Fuck that.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

At least he didn't give the dog a bone.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Sounds like something Garth Ennis would write.
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Worst game of fetch ever.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

He obviously had some balls to take in that stray dog.
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Pieces 'N Bits -- the taste your dog dreams of
Old 08-04-13, 07:46 AM
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Must be nice.

A thread mentioning dead testicles and a dog and no one had mentioned KVRDave until the 8th post? For shame, otter, for shame.
Old 08-04-13, 07:54 AM
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Stupid human. Dead dog.
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In Russia...joke writes itself.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Too bad Fear Factor was cancelled as the dog would have made a great contestant.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

In addition to testing the dog, I hope they tested the testicle. For cancer and stuff like that.
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Another great Cheerios commercial.
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That's what happens when you put peanut butter on them.
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Munched balls, a decapitated pooch...things didn't end well for anyone in this story.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

What the fuck did they put the dog down for? Give the guy a rabies prophylaxis and vaccinate the damn dog.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Should've put both of the idiots down.

Just to be sure.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Originally Posted by Tracer Bullet View Post
What the fuck did they put the dog down for? Give the guy a rabies prophylaxis and vaccinate the damn dog.
Who is going to adopt a dog that eats attached testicles? There might be a feminist out there that would take the dog in.
Old 08-04-13, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dsa_shea View Post
Who is going to adopt a dog that eats attached testicles? There might be a feminist out there that would take the dog in.
I was about to answer your question, then I read your second sentence, so I'm just going to move on with my day. Best of luck to you!
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

The first and last time somebody was relieved to be paralyzed from the waist down.
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That's just nuts.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Poor dog thought it was kibbles and bits.

Damn the dog's head got cut off to be examined. They not going to find the testicle inside there. They need to go for the dog's stomach.
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Doggone crazy.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

He was paralyzed. He didn't need the testicle anyway.
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Re: Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

Originally Posted by antspawn View Post
Poor dog thought it was kibbles and bits.

Damn the dog's head got cut off to be examined. They not going to find the testicle inside there. They need to go for the dog's stomach.
If the results come back negative, I'm pretty sure they'll reattach it.

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