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Old 06-04-13, 05:01 PM
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Do you Buttwipe?

So the folks over at Dollar Shave Club have introduced a new product called "One Wipe Charlies", buttwipes for men:

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https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies

The interesting claim related to the introduction of this product is the following:

After surveying men about their wiping habits, it found that about half of those surveyed said they use wipes in addition to or instead of toilet paper. And about 25% of those men are ashamed of their clean habits, hiding the wipes out of sight.
So guys, do you buttwipe?
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Since I have Crohns, I definitely use wipes. Not sure what makes these any different from the other ones on the market, though.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

I admit that I keep a pack of them in the bathroom and use them after TP about once every two months. I usually end up throwing more than half out due to them drying out and having to buy new ones. I sporadically get this ailment I not-so-affectionately call "itchy ass" and the wipes make it go away.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

I've been using wipes since before they were sold in stores.

Unless your poos always come out in those perfectly dry little pellets like rabbits, dry paper just can't make you clean.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Never even thought about it.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

I've used wipes but they feel strange so I usually stick with toilet paper. Seems to do the trick.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

I use a rabbit.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

If I'm at home and I have a really messy, multi-roll shit, which is extremely rare for me, I just step into the shower for an ad hoc bidet (requires a shower head with a strong flow). No wipes for me.
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I use the Costco ones. They are like $10 for a box of 600 and I shit a lot.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Only when I was incapacitated, and had to have someone wipe for me.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

wipe some poo on your face, then clean it off with a dry tissue. feel okay with that?

why treat your arse that way.

buncha filthy savages in this town.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

No, I don't wipe. I scoot around on the carpet like a dog after a number two.

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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

I would certainly prefer to use them. The problem is transporting them. Not having a purse and working 12.5 hour shifts... I have to go dry unless I am at home.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Someone give that dog some fiber. My dog does it, but never longer than 5 seconds.

I don't need special wipes to wipe my ass. First, I use Cottonelle toilet paper with the ridges in it. No other toilet paper works as well as that stuff. In fact, since I started using that a few years ago, I refuse to buy any other toilet paper. It's the stuff in the purple bag packaging.

Second, if it's really that bad, I run a tiny bit of water over the toilet paper. I learned this back when I was 8-or-so years old. I had the itchy asshole problem. And one day, I decided to reach over and put some water on the toilet paper.

Third, if your stool is really that messed up, you should consider changing your diet a little. I'm not healthy by any means. But if I had soggy diarrhea poop all the time, I'd start eating more fiber or something.
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A bidet is a very good thing to have. Wonder why it has never caught on in the good old 'US. Oh yeah, we're a 'throwaway socierty'.
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A bidet is a very good thing to have. Wonder why it has never caught on in the good old 'US. Oh yeah, we're a 'throwaway society'.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Originally Posted by Bronkster View Post
I use a rabbit.
Can't believe nobody else got this ...
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I would certainly prefer to use them. The problem is transporting them. Not having a purse and working 12.5 hour shifts... I have to go dry unless I am at home.
I keep a pack at work, one in my car, and take them when I travel.

You don't have a locker or desk at work?
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I also endorse Cottonelle. I remember only buying cause I had a coupon, and now I buy only that brand...all other TP is inferior compared to Cottonelle.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Originally Posted by troystiffler View Post
Someone give that dog some fiber. My dog does it, but never longer than 5 seconds.

I don't need special wipes to wipe my ass. First, I use Cottonelle toilet paper with the ridges in it. No other toilet paper works as well as that stuff. In fact, since I started using that a few years ago, I refuse to buy any other toilet paper. It's the stuff in the purple bag packaging.

Second, if it's really that bad, I run a tiny bit of water over the toilet paper. I learned this back when I was 8-or-so years old. I had the itchy asshole problem. And one day, I decided to reach over and put some water on the toilet paper.

Third, if your stool is really that messed up, you should consider changing your diet a little. I'm not healthy by any means. But if I had soggy diarrhea poop all the time, I'd start eating more fiber or something.
You guys should feed your dog Science Diet. Vet told me a long time ago that if I fed him that he would be healthy and you can judge it by his poop. I don't worry about stepping in his poop because it always pretty solid. Best advice ever got from a vet.
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I use three sea shells, but I'm from the future.
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

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I would certainly prefer to use them. The problem is transporting them. Not having a purse and working 12.5 hour shifts... I have to go dry unless I am at home.
Here's a solution that works for me when I'm on the road:

http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fre...e+wipes+refill

PLUS

http://www.amazon.com/Ziploc-Storage...+DOUBLE+ZIPPER

Put five or ten wipes in one of these ziplock bags which is small enough to carry in your shirt pocket. (The double-zipper bags do a good job of keeping the wipes from drying out.)

(You can buy the Target house brands and save even more money.)
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

Was using baby wipes for years. Changed to flushable wipes so as not to clog the toilet.
I dont care how great your TP is, you're still not getting it all and your ass still smells of shit.
Do yourself and those next to you and clean that ass. Especially on those hot days where you end up getting serious butt rash from not 'getting it all'.

As for this product being sold. Not really a good deal when you add it up.
This is a much better deal and they come in small 10-packs to carry with you.
We use these when camping.
http://www.costco.com/Kirkland-Signa....11767169.html
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?

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I keep a pack at work, one in my car, and take them when I travel.

You don't have a locker or desk at work?
No assigned desk and the locker room is usually never close.
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Originally Posted by mndtrp View Post
Only when I was incapacitated, and had to have someone wipe for me.
Misread as "incarcerated" at first. Makes a big difference!

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