Do you Buttwipe?
06-06-13, 02:24 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Dean Kousoulas
I always use baby wipes.
I wipe my asshole at home with only the finest of wiping solutions:
06-06-13, 03:18 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
Baby wipes? You can't flush that down the toilet.
06-06-13, 04:14 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by DeputyDave
I would certainly prefer to use them. The problem is transporting them. Not having a purse and working 12.5 hour shifts... I have to go dry unless I am at home.
ashamed to admit carrying a small amount on my person has never occurred to me before this. feel like i was just shown the wheel for the first time.
06-06-13, 04:37 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
[TMI] I do one dry-wipe w/ regular TP, then double-up on TP, wet it down a bit under the faucet for the 2nd wipe, then wipe it dry with a 3rd round of regular TP. [/TMI]
06-06-13, 05:10 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
Baby wipes? You can't flush that down the toilet.
I wipe my asshole at home with only the finest of wiping solutions:
I wipe my asshole at home with only the finest of wiping solutions:
They all claim "Flushibilty" but I've heard them say you should never flush those.
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06-07-13, 02:03 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Josh-da-man
Most public toilets are strong enough to suck down a litter of kittens, and even if a baby wipe does mess up the plumbing, fuck'em, you don't have to pay to fix it.
06-07-13, 02:39 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Giantrobo
I wait til I'm home most of the time. But I'll do it at work.
We have a toddler in the house, so I got into the habit of using wipes at home since we have plenty of them all over the place, but it unfortunately never occurs to me to bring them with me to work.
06-08-13, 02:59 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Racing stripes? Butt rash? Y'all have some problems.
I usually have some wipes on hand, but only use them maybe once or twice a year. And, oh, I've never once had butt rash, nor have I had a racing stripe in my undies since I was a preteen. You guys are fucking disgusting.
I usually have some wipes on hand, but only use them maybe once or twice a year. And, oh, I've never once had butt rash, nor have I had a racing stripe in my undies since I was a preteen. You guys are fucking disgusting.
06-08-13, 05:08 PM
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Tmi?
Originally Posted by Hadrian7
Don't most people time their major poop of the day to occur right before a shower?
A container of squirtable liquid soap on the nearby wash basin can also be a life saver (when combined with whatever TP is present) if caught short away from home and experiencing a "less-firm-than-usual" stool.
06-08-13, 05:45 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Numanoid
Racing stripes? Butt rash? Y'all have some problems.
I usually have some wipes on hand, but only use them maybe once or twice a year. And, oh, I've never once had butt rash, nor have I had a racing stripe in my undies since I was a preteen. You guys are fucking disgusting.
I usually have some wipes on hand, but only use them maybe once or twice a year. And, oh, I've never once had butt rash, nor have I had a racing stripe in my undies since I was a preteen. You guys are fucking disgusting.
06-10-13, 10:05 AM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
i pretty much wash my arse after pooping.
all the dry wipers, just think... if you had poop on your hand, would you be fine wiping it off by using toilet paper and not washing it?
all the dry wipers, just think... if you had poop on your hand, would you be fine wiping it off by using toilet paper and not washing it?
06-10-13, 07:33 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Why So Blu?
I butt wipe...with my underwear.
06-13-13, 12:56 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/wet-...lt-6C10208901#
Wet wipes take male grooming below the belt
The newest trend in male grooming is moving below the belt.
Dollar Shave Club, known for its cheap subscription service for men's razors, announced this week it will branch out into flushable wet wipes. Meant as a toilet paper alternative, the One Wipe Charlies run $4 for a pack of 40 including shipping, but are only available with a razor purchase.
In a video announcing the launch, chief executive Michael Dubin promotes the wipes' advantages of speed, precision and cleanliness versus toilet paper. (Site advertising also touts a "gentle peppermint scent.") "I don't have time to jump back in the shower after a messy No. 6," Dubin said in the video. "I'm an executive now. I have papers to sign."
A Dollar Shave Club survey of 1,000 men claims 51 percent use wipes rather than toilet paper, but 23 percent are embarrassed by it. No surprise there, said Victor Macias, co-founder of MaleStandard.com, which follows male grooming trends. "It's a taboo topic, but we definitely hear a lot of our readers talking about it," he said. "It's about hygiene, making sure that you're well groomed down there."
Although shock jock Howard Stern has been advocating wet wipes for years, the trend has only begun to gain traction in recent years, with more consumer interest and available products. In 2012, documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock explored male cleansers such as Fresh Balls—a genital antiperspirant—in his film "Mansome."
Dollar Shave Club isn't the first to market butt wipes for men. Among other products, there are also Biz Wipes from Mangroomer ($3.75 for a pack of 50) and Dude Wipes from Dude Products ($8.99 for 30), both available at Amazon.com, Drugstore.com and Walgreens, among other retailers.
(Men interested in a more permanent investment have also been looking at bidets and smart toilets. Sales of the top 50-selling bidets at Build.com from June 2012-May 2013 were up 9.6 percent from the previous year and 47 percent from 2008, said Sean Murphy, a DIY specialist for the site. To be fair, that's still a scant 578 bidets sold, while overall sales of toilets and toilet parts topped 32,000. "The trend has been slow to catch on in America, but it is catching on," he said.)
Let's talk about No. 2
Below-the-belt cleansers could be a surprise success in the male grooming market, which research firm Kline estimates is worth $13.4 billion worldwide, and could tally $15.5 billion by 2017. That includes brands targeted to men only, and includes mostly skin care lines and bath products such as bar soap, said Nancy Mills, Kline's industry manager for consumer products. "This would really be a new category," she said.
But a potentially successful one. "Mainly I laughed at the names, rather than the product concept," Mills said. "Based on how Europe has not been able to live without intimate cleansing products for a very long time, it's high time the trend is coming here."
So,will Dollar Shave Club get to be No. 1 for No. 2? "It depends on how well the marketing goes," Macias said.
Wet wipes take male grooming below the belt
The newest trend in male grooming is moving below the belt.
Dollar Shave Club, known for its cheap subscription service for men's razors, announced this week it will branch out into flushable wet wipes. Meant as a toilet paper alternative, the One Wipe Charlies run $4 for a pack of 40 including shipping, but are only available with a razor purchase.
In a video announcing the launch, chief executive Michael Dubin promotes the wipes' advantages of speed, precision and cleanliness versus toilet paper. (Site advertising also touts a "gentle peppermint scent.") "I don't have time to jump back in the shower after a messy No. 6," Dubin said in the video. "I'm an executive now. I have papers to sign."
A Dollar Shave Club survey of 1,000 men claims 51 percent use wipes rather than toilet paper, but 23 percent are embarrassed by it. No surprise there, said Victor Macias, co-founder of MaleStandard.com, which follows male grooming trends. "It's a taboo topic, but we definitely hear a lot of our readers talking about it," he said. "It's about hygiene, making sure that you're well groomed down there."
Although shock jock Howard Stern has been advocating wet wipes for years, the trend has only begun to gain traction in recent years, with more consumer interest and available products. In 2012, documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock explored male cleansers such as Fresh Balls—a genital antiperspirant—in his film "Mansome."
Dollar Shave Club isn't the first to market butt wipes for men. Among other products, there are also Biz Wipes from Mangroomer ($3.75 for a pack of 50) and Dude Wipes from Dude Products ($8.99 for 30), both available at Amazon.com, Drugstore.com and Walgreens, among other retailers.
(Men interested in a more permanent investment have also been looking at bidets and smart toilets. Sales of the top 50-selling bidets at Build.com from June 2012-May 2013 were up 9.6 percent from the previous year and 47 percent from 2008, said Sean Murphy, a DIY specialist for the site. To be fair, that's still a scant 578 bidets sold, while overall sales of toilets and toilet parts topped 32,000. "The trend has been slow to catch on in America, but it is catching on," he said.)
Let's talk about No. 2
Below-the-belt cleansers could be a surprise success in the male grooming market, which research firm Kline estimates is worth $13.4 billion worldwide, and could tally $15.5 billion by 2017. That includes brands targeted to men only, and includes mostly skin care lines and bath products such as bar soap, said Nancy Mills, Kline's industry manager for consumer products. "This would really be a new category," she said.
But a potentially successful one. "Mainly I laughed at the names, rather than the product concept," Mills said. "Based on how Europe has not been able to live without intimate cleansing products for a very long time, it's high time the trend is coming here."
So,will Dollar Shave Club get to be No. 1 for No. 2? "It depends on how well the marketing goes," Macias said.
06-13-13, 02:51 PM
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Re: Do you Buttwipe?
Originally Posted by Mole177
all the dry wipers, just think... if you had poop on your hand, would you be fine wiping it off by using toilet paper and not washing it?
OK, I may do that last one, but only when she is asleep.
