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Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

Hey All,


This forum has never failed me in the past 12 years, so I came here first for this random request.


I'm wondering if anyone happens to order a Jet's square pizza anytime soon, if you could please take a super close up shot of the buttery, crispy, crunchy corner. From an angle going from the bottom up; like a side profile of the corner.

Here is a random picture of the angle I'm looking for..... but super close, and hi-res would be best!





Thanks a ton in advance!


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No.
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You're from Detroit. Jet's is from Detroit. You can't take a picture of your own pizza?
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Are you guys a Pizzacan or a Pizzacant!!!!

If I'm ever there, I'll do it!
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Pizza porno???
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I can do Mr. Gatti's pizza for you. For an extra $10, I'll take a picture of a senior citizen eating it.
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Re: Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

What the hell?
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Re: Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

Here you go:

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^amateur

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I wouldn't dirty my camera by taking pictures of any pizza made outside of NYC.
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I wouldn't dirty my camera by taking pictures of any pizza made inside of Detroit.
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Re: Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

I may be sorry for asking but what's the deal about Jet's pizza?
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^ Well, from what I gather on the Internet, it has buttery, crispy, crunchy corners.
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^ Well, from what I gather on the Internet, it has buttery, crispy, crunchy corners.
Reality is "greasy, burnt" but those are not good marketing words.
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Re: Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

Haha,


Well, i suppose I pretty much asked to get flamed in this one. I probably would have responded just the same, lol.


I was on the elliptical when I posted this, and was having a "moment.".



Thanks for the Laughs,



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Can I get a split, wet, pizza shot?
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Is their pizza square because they don't cut corners?
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Re: Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

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Hey All,


This forum has never failed me in the past 12 years, so I came here first for this random request.


I'm wondering if anyone happens to order a Jet's square pizza anytime soon, if you could please take a super close up shot of the buttery, crispy, crunchy corner. From an angle going from the bottom up; like a side profile of the corner.

Here is a random picture of the angle I'm looking for..... but super close, and hi-res would be best!





Thanks a ton in advance!


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It took 12 years but I guess we finally failed you.
(I never heard of the place. Is it a chain?)
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Is their pizza square because they don't cut corners?
They apparently believe people love crust. Their large pizza, instead of being round or rectangular, is two squares to maximize the ratio of crusty perimeter to area of pizza. I am more of a "eat the center and throw the boring crust back on the pizza tray" type so I have trouble seeing the value of their approach. Howver, they make a big deal of the "eight corners in one large pizza."

My view is the corners are more overcooked and the yummy ingredients further away than the rest of the crust. I prefer zero corners and topping to the edge.
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Well, Pizza Hut used to have an amazing crust and I looked forward to it more than the toppings. That was a long time ago, but I do occasionally have male orgasms when, somehow, a pizza crust is done right.
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Are you planning to Fap to the pictures OP?
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Re: Jet's pizza square corner ultra-macro photo request...

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They apparently believe people love crust. Their large pizza, instead of being round or rectangular, is two squares to maximize the ratio of crusty perimeter to area of pizza.


Is this what Little Caesars is ripping off for their latest promotion?

(We tried these from LC, and it's not too bad. Probably get it again.)
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Are you planning to Fap to the pictures OP?
Eh. Don't have enough napkins.
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but I do occasionally have male orgasms
I knew that somehow you'd get in touch with your masculine side.
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Eh. Don't have enough napkins.
If you do it correctly, Food Faps don't require napkins!

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