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Old 03-31-13, 12:43 PM
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No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

Insufficient apology.

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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

Ever feel like you're a bartender, and you just have to keep nodding your head while the drunk spills out his tales of woe?

J/K, interesting read. Makes me glad I found someone stable to marry.

Crazy chicks are great for sex, not much else.
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This is the story that got you laid a lot? A cast-off woman whom you fucked for a year, but whom didn't really like, got locked out of her apartment, and almost died because of it. Yeah, you hang around with pretty screwed up women.

BTW, please reduce the wide pictures by about 20%. They're wider than my screen, which means the text is wider than my screen. It's a pain to have to scroll back and forth.

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You dated a latina and didn't expect crazy? Gringos.
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

All I really got out of that was pretty birds and something about someone being swept out to sea...

Cool story bro?..
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

Is there an audiobook version available?
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

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All I really got out of that was pretty birds and something about someone being swept out to sea...

Cool story bro?..
I can't even figure out the thread title.
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No one likes talking about himself as much as DarkestPhoenix. He's like the Kanye West of DVD Talk.
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While I was there, I experience what I can only describe as total Enlightenment
Well at least you've got that going for you.
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

Sounds like the plot to the latest Pedro Almodovar movie...
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I bet he has no face but he must scream.
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

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Well at least you've got that going for you.
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

I had forgotten how verbose DP's dating threads were. Typically interesting, though.
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I think the mods should change DP's forum name to BS Master. Really.
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Only if they change yours to Dr. Grammar Nazi.

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Maybe....just maybe it's the three strong beers I've had after a 5k run, but I nominate the OP as best opening post of 2013!
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

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Well at least you've got that going for you.
which is nice.
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Tldr
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Re: No Departure For Darkest Dating: Resurrection

Originally Posted by foofighters7 View Post
All I really got out of that was pretty birds and something about someone being swept out to sea...

Cool story bro?..
I saw the word "Sexican" ... Was there something else hidden in that puzzle?
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Maybe....just maybe it's the three strong beers I've had after a 5k run, but I nominate the OP as best opening post of 2013!
It's the beers
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Wow, this is the biggest load of crap that I've read in quite a while. So you bang some damaged goods Latina, because you're mister big pimp daddy, even though she offers nothing in return, but you need to get your dick wet, so you hit it and quit. Dude, you're my hero.

I don't know what the rest of that inane babble was, but no way are you a pickup artist or zen master in the ways of women. You're an uber douche.

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