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Old 03-31-13, 10:04 AM
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

I don't think we've had an Easter thread for a couple years, so why not. My favorite day of the year.

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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

It's Easter?
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment, guilt, anger, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Nothing like a little hate to start Easter Sunday.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Ah, Zombie Jesus, a combination of the two most overused, over saturated icons in pop culture.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

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Nothing like a little hate to start Easter Sunday.
Hate? How could one hate this day of all days? I think we're just having some fun.

Go ahead and post something nicer yourself. I'm working my way through all sorts of quotes and pics today.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

This thread is likely to have a sarcastic slant. The Christians will be off doing Easter stuff, leaving an irreligious minority to post here.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Earth’s saddest day and
gladdest day were
just three days apart!
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

So, what are Atheists doing today. Sleeping in?
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

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So, what are Atheists doing today. Sleeping in?
Spreading hatred towards Christians and the the "gay agenda". So pretty much like any other day.
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So, using only DVD Talk smilies:

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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

^

You know you're getting older when your Easter Basket contains a copy of Turbo Tax.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Looking forward to the thread mocking Muslim holy days.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Not gonna happen around here. Muslims hit back. Plus racism.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Plus no one knows what days are Muslim holy days.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

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Looking forward to the thread mocking Muslim holy days.
Are you really? Are they a major holiday dominating our culture? Is Christianity too fragile for a little ribbing?
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

My Facebook status today:
is enjoying his happiest day of each year. The stone was rolled away not to let Him out, but to let us in.
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Looking forward to the thread mocking Muslim holy days.
So far you're the most negative nancy in this thread. Post something you like instead of just complaining why don't you?!
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

Originally Posted by Trevor View Post
Earth’s saddest day and
gladdest day were
just three days apart!
Friday: EPT stick said my girlfriend was pregnant.

Saturday: Oh fuck, we've ruined both of our lives.

Sunday: A gloppy gloop of blood in our toilet. Praise god, we've had a miscarriage!!
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

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plus no one knows what days are muslim holy days.
9/11?
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9/11?
I hate that I laughed at this.
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

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Are you really? Are they a major holiday dominating our culture? Is Christianity too fragile for a little ribbing?
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So far you're the most negative nancy in this thread. Post something you like instead of just complaining why don't you?!



Originally Posted by SkullOrchard View Post
9/11?
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Re: Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2013

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So, what are Atheists doing today. Sleeping in?
In my family, they're getting ready for Easter dinner. About 2 hours into dinner (or 3 glasses of wine--whichever comes first), they'll start pissing off the religious family member by musing out loud about how perhaps it's all a bunch bullshit. All the agnostics will wait for it to pass, which it always does after an uncomfortable moment or two.

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