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Old 08-25-12, 11:37 PM
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How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Is there any surefire way? These days the shit with steve carrell smiling and dorky on 40 year old virgin are anything but a fantasy, i mean they could all be wolves in sheeps clothing even dorky looking.

However what about a girl? Is there any actual way of knowing?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Does it really matter?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Hey i'm just trying to find some Guineveres here you know.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Check her hymen and then ask her if she's ever ridden any horses? If she's an understanding woman who wants to make the right decision she will definitely let you check.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Check her hymen and then ask her if she's ever ridden any horses? If she's an understanding woman who wants to make the right decision she will definitely let you check.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Ask her.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

You give her a strap-on and tell her to buttfuck you. If she does, she is a virgin, and possibly a witch.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Ask her.
I don't do stuff like that, i like to "sense" it like a Jedi.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

"Hey baby..is it open or bolted?"
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Ask her, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how closely do you follow the Bible?"

5 or above and she's probably a virgin.

Below 5 and she's had more dicks in her panties than Rufus Wainwright's had in his armpits.
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That is sneaky but good.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Bang her... then you'll know.

Then bang her mom and/or sister... just because.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

What is your definition of virgin? I.e. Does sodomy count?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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What is your definition of virgin? I.e. Does sodomy count?
Of course sodomy does not count. Neither does oral.
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What about so called "born again virgins"?

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/0...e-support.html
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Of course sodomy does not count. Neither does oral.
Sodomy covers oral, anal, and bestiality.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Originally Posted by D.Pham00 View Post
What is your definition of virgin? I.e. Does sodomy count?
Breaking plane w/ penis.

I guess... sodomy does not count. But i mean, anal is kinda extreme, but i don't know i wasn't really good with technical stuff like this.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Sodomy covers oral, anal, and bestiality.
are vibrators and dildos covered?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

We need to talk to the expert here...mhg83.

That guy has opened more holes that a sewer worker.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Virginity is over-rated.

I want a woman who knows what she's doing.
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I meant like personality-wise guys or if you could see it in her eyeballs.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Ask her.
Yup, what a thought!

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