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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...195206620.html

The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday.

That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.

The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore

"Tom Jones was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act," she said. "In the late 60s we performed together. There was only a curtain separating our dressing areas."

Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.




I'm not tall and dark and handsome millionaire, so I'm out.

islandclaws

Yikes. I don't think Giantrobo would even hit this one.

kvrdave

Never really looked at 70 year old women, but to a 70 year old man, that might be hot.

I suppose her hymen has turned to cement and it wouldn't work anyway.

Coral

Not likely - she missed the "sell by date" by a few decades.

SkullOrchard

I don't believe for one second that woman is a virgin. I bet she's even taken one up the butt from time to time.

Vlyger

I don't care how old she may be, I'd still tap that. From that photo, she looks like a non-gothic version of Elvira.

RocShemp

So that's all that will be available for the likes of me in 39 years from now? *shudder* Off to the whorehouse I go ASAFP.

cungar

Her legs wouldn't be bad for a 45 year old. Beyond that, it's a no go.

Crocker Jarmen

I think I'm less turned off by her age then I am her hockey-hair.

Charlie Goose

JumpCutz

Fucking. Aye.

VinVega

GTFO - This has got to be an Onion story. No way she's a virgin.

Solid Snake

...Ash Ketchum?

TomOpus

Unless she's a billionaire, there's no way a handsome millionaire would touch her with a ten-foot stripper pole.

Jules Winfield

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. *Jules rips off his clothing to reveal his lime green thong.*

Mrs. Danger

Maybe she's going by that old rule of thumb that says, if you don't get any for two years, your virginity grows back.

And, it's a good come-on. There are bound to be some virgin fetishists out there for her.

Jules Winfield

My grandma says that also. That it's been so long, that she's a born again virgin. That's why I'm deaf now, from shoving knives down my ears

Giantrobo

I'm guessing she's a "Technical Virgin"...

Mabuse

Let's see...

1. Story originally published in The Sun
2. Woman was a career cabaret dancer for 50 years yet remained a virgin

1+2=ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

Heat

She was a cabaret dance in the '60 and '70s, and is a virgin? No way. I'm calling BS on this one.

Abob Teff

Hey ... I'm quoted in your sig! Did I provide that in a personal or professional reference? Thank you!

Abob Teff

Born again? More like undead ...

If your grandma is complaining that damn much, why don't you give in?