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Old 05-02-12, 05:25 PM
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Introduce yourself.

Hello, my name here is Jules Winfield. My real name is Antoine. I come here to calm the voices in my head but in real life, I'm much more mellow. I have two kids(3 and 1) and a lovely wife. And that's all I feel comfortable about divulging about the real me so far.

I figured since there's a shit load of names here that I don't even recognize, this would be a good place to read up and find out who you fuckers are. If I already know your name, fuck off. Otherwise, spill your guts.
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Old 05-02-12, 06:07 PM
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Hello, my name here is jfoobar. My real name is Justin.

I shoot more shotgun shells in a weekend than most nuns do in a year.
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My real name is Troy.

Like a battered wife, I stay here because I am afraid to leave and don't know anything else.
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Old 05-02-12, 06:23 PM
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Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a scorpio from Athens, GA, and I like to find the essence from within.
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Old 05-02-12, 06:28 PM
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My real name is Josh though my family and all the old ladies on my floor are the only ones that call me that, everyone else calls me Gus. No wife or kids and never will. I have a cat named Bitey, I love tattoos (6 so far), and love me my maryjane. I live in a boring fucking city and I really hope the high speed rail gets built so I can get to The Cities, Madison, Milwaukee, or Chicago with ease.

I come here because you guys never fail to amuse me and I love to laugh.
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Old 05-02-12, 06:33 PM
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Hi, my motherfucking name in this sweet shithole is Solid Snake PAC. My real name is Steven....or Esteban when I'm Mexico. Live in Denton, Tx. Love it. College pussy all around. I'm 25, getting laid all the time, working out like a crazed son of a bitch, and working a lot. Doing some grad work too, but i'm not going to finish it..I'm just doing it to work w/ cameras we got. I don't live anywhere legally speaking..I just sleep in my car at times or crash at a girl's place usually. It's good. No rent. More money for me. Fuck yeah, motherfucker. Also...I'll fucking rape you. When you're asleep..or awake.
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Old 05-02-12, 06:35 PM
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Fuck you.....
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Old 05-02-12, 06:50 PM
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Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I'm an alcoholic and a chain-smoker.
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Old 05-02-12, 06:55 PM
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Fuck you.....
I'm going with this
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Old 05-02-12, 06:57 PM
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My real name is Josh though my family and all the old ladies on my floor are the only ones that call me that, everyone else calls me Gus. No wife or kids and never will. I have a cat named Bitey, I love tattoos (6 so far), and love me my maryjane. I live in a boring fucking city and I really hope the high speed rail gets built so I can get to The Cities, Madison, Milwaukee, or Chicago with ease.

I come here because you guys never fail to amuse me and I love to laugh.
Simpsons?
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I'm going with this
Fuck you as well.....
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Old 05-02-12, 07:03 PM
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My real name is Mike. I live by myself and have two dogs and two cats. One is a Pug and the other a Beagle. I live a pretty boring normal life.
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Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I'm an alcoholic
Hi Jimmy.
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"Hello. My name is Gwen, and I'm here to WARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your vagina."

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Just kidding. My name in real life is Elaine, pampered paramour of the dashing Sgt. Honeylamb, we live in boring old Kansas with five cats and I have been in love with this place for six relentless, gut-wrenching years. Do your worst, Otters; you will never drive me away. I live for your bitch-slappings.
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Hello, my name is Bandoman. I'm a chinese-mexican hooker from Botswana and I raise cattle while renting them out on Craigslist for adult services. I am 5'2, brown eyes, and I have a scab collection that was submitted to the Guiness Book of World Records but rejected because the record for that has to be your own scabs.
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Old 05-02-12, 08:07 PM
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Simpsons?
Yup. That scene in the Monorail episode was playing when I watched her slide out of her mom. I used it ironically since she was the runt. Homer called the big one Bitey.
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My name is Bob. I have bitch tits.
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An Outlaw In Peru...

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won many weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire living room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have preformed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
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I live a pretty boring normal-tasting-butt life.
fixed...
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Old 05-02-12, 08:46 PM
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My name is Aaron and I joined DVD Talk about 8 years ago to start a thread about the Robocop Criterion DVD and I've been stuck here ever since.



Originally Posted by cdollaz View Post
Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a scorpio from Athens, GA, and I like to find the essence from within.
How old are you and when did you leave?
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Old 05-02-12, 08:52 PM
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Hmmm Im fantasticvsdoom, and its a fucking dumb name... My real name is Justin and its pretty dumb too. I live in Queens with my girlfriend. Im originally from Florida. Um, I guess thats it for now.
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My real name is Tommy. I'm originally from NC but have lived in East TN for a few years. I'm married with 1 daughter. I spend most of my free time watching movies, Panthers football, smoking Camels and drinking!
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Dwight...father of 3...two of them teens..single father with full custody of my kids...and I will never lick a monkey's butt
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I'm Stan. I'm 29, live and work in Irvine, CA after growing up here, and am an IT Systems Administrator at one of the cooler companies out there. I'm here because I like movies, sports, and video games while having collected DVD's and now Blu-rays.
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