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Old 05-02-12, 10:12 PM
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My real name is Nick. I live in Albuquerque, and I'm married to the lovely woman who posts here as Mrs Danger.
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Old 05-02-12, 10:20 PM
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you know exactly who i am
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Old 05-02-12, 10:43 PM
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My real name is Lori. I'm middle-aged and menopausal and married and live in Michigan. I used to be young and beautiful, but I get more attention now that I'm a great cook.
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Old 05-02-12, 10:49 PM
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My real name is tony. I'm 12yrs old. I enjoy breaking wind and taking deep shits. When I'm bored I jerk off to porn online.
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Old 05-02-12, 11:05 PM
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I'm not doing it again. I already do it on Dvdtalkers.
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Old 05-03-12, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by NORML54601 View Post
My real name is Josh though my family and all the old ladies on my floor are the only ones that call me that, everyone else calls me Gus.
I'll give you props for Bitey but my mind is blown that your real name isn't Norm.

My real name is Matt. I live in the dank pit of Sacramento, California, also known as the state capital. I was born and raised in New York state but I moved out here back in 2006 with no rhyme or reason because I was 19 and foolish. Trying to pick the pieces of my life back up and get out of here when the time is right.

When I'm asked "Say one thing nobody would know about you", the story I always go back to is falling in to Danielle Fishel's chest (Topanga from Boy Meets World) when I was 12. It was the middle of summer, and she had on a tank top with some nice cleavage showing. It really was by accident (she was at the top of this platform you had to climb stairs to get to and I tripped), I was embarrassed at the time, but now looking back it's one of my prouder moments.

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Old 05-03-12, 12:38 AM
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My name is Nando and I'm a DVD hoarder

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Old 05-03-12, 12:44 AM
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Hi, my name is tasha99 here, but it's really Dwight. I'm from the future, and I came to tell myself to quit saying "never."
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Old 05-03-12, 01:04 AM
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My real name is Pajiba and you are all pussies.
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Old 05-03-12, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by starman9000 View Post
My real name is Pajiba and you are all pussies.
I was turned off by the hostility of the OP but
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Old 05-03-12, 01:25 AM
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I'm Jennifer, 40 year old mother of two boys, three partners and two cats and one roommate.
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Old 05-03-12, 05:19 AM
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I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

Oh my god, who touched Sasha?! Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!

CRY SOME MOAR!!!
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Old 05-03-12, 05:24 AM
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I'm Bandoman.
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Old 05-03-12, 05:45 AM
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(stands up) I'm Bandoman.
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Old 05-03-12, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by JANK View Post
An Outlaw In Peru...

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When Iím bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I donít perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won many weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire living room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have preformed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have never posted in Xcritic.
Fixed.
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Old 05-03-12, 06:02 AM
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Hello, my name is Bandoman. I'm a chinese-mexican hooker from Botswana and I raise cattle while renting them out on Craigslist for adult services. I am 5'2, brown eyes, and I have a scab collection that was submitted to the Guiness Book of World Records but rejected because the record for that has to be your own scabs.
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Old 05-03-12, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by happycamper View Post
you know exactly who i am
Moodybarhopper?
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Old 05-03-12, 06:34 AM
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My name is Seven. I'm from east TN, but now I live in western China where I work in IT. Married with a 4yo daughter.
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Old 05-03-12, 06:47 AM
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Hi Jules/Antoine. I remember the early years of you on DVDTalk, then the glorious next few years without you.

My real name is similar to my username here, just usually said in a whisper. I'm a lifelong collector/hoarder of things like comic books and movies, recent husband and stepfather, and can't imagine life without you nerds and weirdos.
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Old 05-03-12, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by davidh777 View Post
I was turned off by the hostility of the OP but
I'm so sorry you were turned off by my hostility. Did you need a fucking hug?
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Old 05-03-12, 07:43 AM
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you know exactly who i am
Bandoman in drag?
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Old 05-03-12, 07:43 AM
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Hello Jules, I'm your partner in crime. Don't you remember me?
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Old 05-03-12, 07:46 AM
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For the people who say they are Bandoman, did you know you are basically calling yourselves stupid? You guys have low self esteem.
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Old 05-03-12, 08:04 AM
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Hello. My name is Pizza. People generally like me best with double cheese and pepperoni. Everyone's happy when I show up at their front door.
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Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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