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Otter's Feats of Strength

Old 04-05-12, 01:09 PM
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Otter's Feats of Strength

What are your achievements?
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Two words: cock push-ups.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

I'll skip this and wait for the airing of grievances.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

running to the fridge
shoveling food into the mouth at a brisk pace
lifting a heavy 2 liter bottle for multiple reps
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I need to air a grievance: General Zod skips polls.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

can fap with both dominant and non-dominant hand
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I voted for the crushing beercans, but I use someone else's manboobs to do it.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Swiping finger across iPad.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Originally Posted by KillerCannibal View Post
Two words: cock push-ups.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

My right forearm is massive.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Less work is better. I bought an electric toothbrush, and was disappointed I still had to move it back and forth.
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I can drive a ten inch nail into a solid piece of oak using only my left eyeball as a hammer.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Carrying two whole gallons of milk in one hand... WITHOUT BAGS!
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Shit, if we're just going to make stuff up, why have the thread.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

touch my penis-elbow to my ear...
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Originally Posted by Screwadu View Post
can fap with both dominant and non-dominant hand
Both of my hands are submissive to my cock.
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Shit, if we're just going to make stuff up, why have the thread.
Yeah, seriously. Y'all stop making shit up and answer the question honestly like I did.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

I have overcome obstacles, endured difficult struggles that tried me to my core, I have loved without reservation.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Originally Posted by foxdvd View Post
touch my penis-elbow to my ear...
What the hell is a "penis-elbow" ?! That just sounds painful ... (I guess it gives new meaning to "ball joint.")

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I believe I will be the only DVDTalker to hit 5,000 posts twice.

I have never deleted the only private message I have ever received on here. It is over three years old and still sitting in my "in-box."

I have driven a Greg Maddux fastball to deep centerfield.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

I drove to the moon and back
Suck it NASA
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Originally Posted by KillerCannibal View Post
Two words: cock push-ups.
How many can ya do?
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Sadly, like many other women, I can't touch both my elbows to my navel.
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

i can stand on my hands for 30 mins

<hurts less if Im not wearing shoes>
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Re: Otter's Feats of Strength

Wheelbarrow position doesn't count.

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