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Old 11-22-11, 10:34 AM
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Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!



Cock Cologne 2 oz

Cock Cologne is formulated to control odor when it comes to a manís delicate area.

Specially formulated to control odor
Made with natural ingredients
Gentle for everyday use
Freshen your junk no matter where you are.

No One Likes A Funk On Their Junk
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

spam.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

I have never had a problem with my junk smelling. Who has this problem? Are they not washing everyday?

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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Hold on...

No, can't really get close enough to smell it.

Hold on...

What's the trick here?

Hold on...

Okay, got it. Doesn't smell so bad.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Shouldn't that be in the random picture thread?
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

or you could just use baby wipes and cologne shpritz between showers.

I still do not know why filthy Americans do not have bidets in every home.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Because we have showers you filthy frog.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Originally Posted by RocShemp View Post
Shouldn't that be in the random picture thread?
Nope, it belongs in the "unique Christmas gifts" thread.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Originally Posted by Ropes Pierre View Post
or you could just use baby wipes and cologne shpritz between showers.

I still do not know why filthy Americans do not have bidets in every home.
Wait... bidets are for... washing your penis and balls?... This is not what I have been told.
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Originally Posted by Michael Corvin View Post
Nope, it belongs in the "unique Christmas gifts" thread.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

How many thought this was going to be bacon related?
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

I bet that stuff tastes nasty.
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It does.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

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I have never had a problem with my junk smelling.
I'll be the judge of that. What time can I come over?
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

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I'll be the judge of that. What time can I come over?
As much as I am confident enough to put the odor of my junk up against any man’s I find myself little intimidated by that offer. It’s kind of like having my back swing critiqued by Andre Agassi. Do you grade on a curve?
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Will it work on my junk? I've attached a picture (spoilered for size, of course).

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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Next product is going to be male tampons.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Do they sell it by the case? Ya know, for a friend....
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Originally Posted by DeputyDave View Post
As much as I am confident enough to put the odor of my junk up against any manís I find myself little intimidated by that offer. Itís kind of like having my back swing critiqued by Andre Agassi. Do you grade on a curve?
Exactly how curved is it?
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

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Next product is going to be male tampons.
With vodka!
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

Just a chunk or two of head cheese.
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Re: Junk Smelling Funky? You Need This!

^Eau du frommage.

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