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Farts: loud or SBDs?

Old 11-16-11, 10:47 PM
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Farts: loud or SBDs?

I'm more of an SBDer
When I cut one I usually slowly walk away
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Silent but deadly?

In public, that is what I choose to do.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

I sync mine with every step I take. Like I'm in a parade.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

say it loud, say it proud
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

The problem with the silent ones is that they heat up the asshole.

A fart is not a fart if it isn't loud
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

I have loud farts, especially if I recently shat. Clears the way. I usually don't have especially smelly ones, but sometimes.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

I push them out like a boss. No need to be pretentious about my gas. Usually it's noisy.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

I like the ones that are loud and have character... like your asshole just spoke to you...and afterwards you regret not calling up a friend and leaving it on their voicemail.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Me and the guys play "Gotcha" when we call someone and they answer and your on the throne. As soon as you hear the bathroom echo you know you've been got. Also when we have a really long one strander we take a pic and sms to out do eachother.

We need help I know.
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Loud with a masking cough. That's what I do.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Public: SBD
Bathroom/Home/No one around: Let it rip
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Blow that shit up! I love a loud Bronx Cheer just as much as the next guy.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Where's the "Twikoff farts for me" option?
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Originally Posted by mmconhea View Post
I like the ones that are loud and have character... like your asshole just spoke to you...and afterwards you regret not calling up a friend and leaving it on their voicemail.
Oh, my, God. Why have I never thought of doing that to a friend's voicemail before?
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Originally Posted by inri222 View Post
It looks like a solar flare.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

It's posts like these that got Shaggy banned. It's a slippery slope, a slippery slope indeed.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

I wish farts really were green, yellow, and red.

Sometimes poop is.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Originally Posted by SkullOrchard View Post
I wish farts really were green, yellow, and red.

Sometimes poop is.

If your poop is red, you probably should go to a doctor because you could have internal bleeding.
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SBD, bad enough to peel the paint off the walls... -kd5-
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

I'm one of the weird ones. I think farts and burps are totally hilarious.
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Re: Farts: loud or SBDs?

Originally Posted by mickey65 View Post
I'm one of the weird ones. I think farts and burps are totally hilarious.
Nah. The weird ones are the ones that don't find humor in farts and burps.

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