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Old 11-06-11, 09:12 PM
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Spanked my monkey today, need advice



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Old 11-06-11, 09:15 PM
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Trying to join Mrs. Danger?
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Get therapy!

I hope IB logs your IP and reports you for a sex crime!

Oh won't someone get me a Kleenex!?!?

I'm so enlightened and politically correct, can't you tell?
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Old 11-06-11, 09:33 PM
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Long story short..

Rough week at work and today was the worst. I get home and my penis starts throbbing and jumping on me. I push it away but it just keeps at it. I am getting really mad when it does it again. I only meant to give it a slight stroking but I tugged at it violently 3-4 times really really hard. That kind of relieved some stress but now it is hiding in a corner from me and acts as if it is hurt.

I thought I should take it to the doctor, but even if it is ok, I am afraid it will always be afraid of me now.

It is only 47 years old, so what should I do. I could give it away to someone it is not afraid of, but I know once a penis is timid, it usually stays that way. I don't want it to be scared all it's life.

Should I just have it put down for it's own sake?
I could get a new penis then that isn't afraid of me.

It is a circumcised penis if that make a difference.
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Old 11-06-11, 09:42 PM
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Bad monkeys get what they deserve.
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Old 11-06-11, 09:48 PM
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*giggles* you're gonna get spanked by Vinnie and I'm going to laugh.
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