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Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowing!!

Old 10-28-11, 10:19 AM
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Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowing!!



Heard this on the radio this morning, apparently there is a website now and it's a big new story here locally. These damn kids have too much time on their hands.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...rn=nfl-wp10549








Introducing Tebowing. Itís like planking, but dumber.

By MJD


It wasn't enough that Tim Tebow(notes) dominated NFL headlines for a week with his comeback win over the Dolphins on Sunday. No, "Tebow" has to be a verb now, too.

What does it mean? To Tebow is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different." That's according to Tebowing.com, your new Internet home for Tebowing.


It's something that people do, like planking and owling before it, for no reason other than to take pictures of it and put those pictures on the Internet. Tebowing.com currently has seven pages full of Tebowing pictures, from the first known Tebow (not done by Tebow himself, that is) in history to Occupy Wall Street Tebowing to Grand Central Station Tebowing to jack-o-Tebowing.

The creator of Tebowing, Jared Kleinstein, was interviewed by the Wall Street Journal on Thursday. You can read the whole thing here, but hopefully, these snippets will help answer some of the questions you might have about Tebowing.


Is Kyle Orton(notes) allowed to be Tebowing?

We're non-denominational. We're very accepting of all types, including backup quarterbacks.

What would you do if Tebow contacted you to talk about Tebowing?

I would start Tebowing.

And if he asked you to stop Tebowing?

Well, he's the only person who can legally tell someone to stop Tebowing.

If you're still confused about Tebowing, here are a couple of examples. If you're still confused after seeing these pictures, well, I can't blame you, because this is all really, really silly.


These memes don't last forever. Get out there and Tebow your heart out now before everyone starts Cutlering, which is just laying on your back and watching someone in a different-colored shirt run past you with a football.

And just in case any of you were wondering if Tebowing was appropriate in a baseball setting, examples don't get any stronger than this. It's your favorite baseball blogger at game six of the World Series. His Tebowing technique is flawless.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

Monkey see, monkey do. Now, we need to figure out how to make the next fad "fireballing".
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Wait. "Batmanning"? People were running around in tights beating the shit out of a wild assortment of costumed criminals?
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If you're doing this and you're not from Colorado, you're an idiot.
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Why would Coloradans get a free pass?
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

I guess the next craze will be shitting.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

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Why would Coloradans get a free pass?
Because Tebow plays for the Broncos? It's still no excuse to act like a doofus though.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

I caught this story on the local news today (I guess since the snow passed there's not much to talk about around here).

Some people think it's all in good fun, some people think it's mocking Tebow's religion.

I'll start Tebowing as soon as Tebow stops overthrowing his receivers by 15 yards!
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I thought planking and owling were stupid but this I actually find funny. I wouldn't be caught dead doing it but it would get a "haha" out of me if I saw someone doing it.
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This generation is so damn fruity.
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I wouldn't mind Tebowing her.... if you know what I mean. Sex. Sex is what I mean.
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It would have make more sense if Tebowing means let the lady blow for 55 minutes and then get excited in the last 5 minutes.
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I wouldn't mind Tebowing her.... if you know what I mean. Sex. Sex is what I mean.
I wouldn't mine Tebowing her up the ol' Elway, either.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

This is all worse than Icing. At least when Icing... someone gets drunk.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

Why did Maurice Jones Drew write that article?
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

It makes me chuckle.

I recognize it's ultimately stupid, but it's no more stupid than a million other things that find traction on the internet.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

I've been trying to start an internet fad/meme for about 6 months now. It's called sucking my cock. Chicks pose for pictures of themselves with my dick in their mouth. The idea just hasn't gained traction yet. Maybe someday. The internet is very fickle.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

People should not be allowed to be silly.

Also, people should not be allowed to mock those who are being silly.

Seriously.
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They are not going it right, here is the actual pose

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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

Just another idiotic thing for the internet tools to post pictures about.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

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This generation is so damn fruity.
Can we just relabel them the "Uncreative Attention Whore Generation"?
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I find this one funny, it's fun figuring out who in those photos is actually a Tebow fan and whose simply mocking the guy. I vote for mocking everytime.
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

This guy is starting his own Tebow.

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What does it mean? To Tebow is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different." That's according to Tebowing.com, your new Internet home for Tebowing.
I thought that was called "Christianity"?
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Re: Planking, Owling, & Batmanning are old news. Now the cool kids (tools) are Tebowi

You guys skipped over the Scarlett Johansson leaked pics phase. Those were pretty fun albeit not totally appropriate for this forum.

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