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Old 10-27-11, 09:35 PM
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Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Loc...side-stabbing-

SANTA FE, N.M. - A Santa Fe woman has been arrested on suspicion of repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly.

The Santa Fe New Mexican reports police arrested 60-year-old Laura Chavez Wednesday after finding a 48-year-old man with stab wounds and bleeding heavily from his head and right wrist.

According to a probable cause statement from Santa Fe police, Chavez and the victim began fighting because Chavez thought he was cheating.

Chavez was arrested on suspicion of aggravated battery on a household member with a deadly weapon, battery upon a peace officer and assault upon a peace officer.
Old 10-27-11, 09:41 PM
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

You mean "directly."

Go directly to jail

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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

She stabbed him in the head?
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon? Should've used the boot instead of the iron.
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Old women take their board games seriously.
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

The official police report:

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Old 10-28-11, 09:31 AM
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Cheating at Monopoly? No jury in the world will convict her!
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Of course he was cheating, but not at Monopoly...
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

On the plus side I believe this gives him the win in the monopoly game.
Old 10-28-11, 12:23 PM
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

The rules should be stated right up front that the bank is NOT an ATM in Monopoly!
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

You would stab someone too if you kept landing on Marvin Gardens (with a hotel) each and every fucking time you went around the board.
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Ohh soo damn guilty

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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Not Guilty!
Old 10-28-11, 03:35 PM
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

At least he wasn't cheating at Chardee MacDennis--the game of games.
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

"You Sopranos...you go too far!"
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

I once had a friend try to strangle me over a game of Monopoly, due to the fact that I was winning. He was always in an out of a mental hospital, so I learned to never play Monopoly with a lunatic.
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Beats having your dick sliced off?!?
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Re: Woman reportedly stabs boyfriend over Monopoly game, goes straight to jail

Originally Posted by mhg83 View Post
Not Guilty!
You can tell, just from that picture, that she has a penis?

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