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Old 10-06-11, 12:34 PM
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OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.”

According to a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels’s 2002 Buick (license plate: DIVA 145) was in a shopping center parking lot, adjacent to a restaurant whose customers, including a 10-year-old-boy, apparently had a view of the illicit nighttime action on September 3.

Officer Andrew Morche noted that the car’s windows “were covered with heavy condensation,” and that Daniels was atop Adams “and the two were engaged in sexual activities.” The pair was parked in a spot outside the restaurants Luigi’s and Tre Sorelle (which can be seen in this Google Street View image).

A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.” When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams--both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze--knew the other’s name. A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.

Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned. While in custody, cops noted, “Adams decided to strip to his underwear.”

Misdemeanor charges against Daniels and Adams, who are pictured in the above mug shots are pending in Michigan's 48th District Court.

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Desperate man was REALLY desperate.
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Re: Granny gets her groove on....

I heard about this on a Detroit morning radio show. I hadn't seen the pics until just now. I guess when the urge strikes.. but sheesh.. get a cheap motel room that you pay for a couple of hours... or drive and park in some dark, deserted spot away from a place people are at.
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I shouldn't be saying this... but that's a pretty attractive 71 year old. She's got some character in her face, she looks like she still has fun. I should be so lucky at 71 to still have a semblance of my former human self as she does. Most ladies her age are pretty ugly.
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Originally Posted by Crocker Jarmen View Post
I shouldn't be saying this... but that's a pretty attractive 71 year old. She's got some character in her face, she looks like she still has fun. I should be so lucky at 71 to still have a semblance of my former human self as she does. Most ladies her age are pretty ugly.


You shouldn't be saying this!
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I shouldn't be saying this... but that's a pretty attractive 71 year old. She's got some character in her face, she looks like she still has fun. I should be so lucky at 71 to still have a semblance of my former human self as she does. Most ladies her age are pretty ugly.
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Thank god they weren't driving - it could have been tragic!
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Both photos look like they are transitional pictures between the before and after pics of people who are addicted to Meth.
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I'm just saying if I live to be 71 years old I'd be lucky to fuck a 71 year old that looks as good as she does. I didn't mean I'd like to date her now.
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Tim Adams thought he was at a Cougar Bar, but it turned out to be a sabre tooth tiger bar.
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One beer = 10 years. Throw away the key on these pedophiles.
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Originally Posted by Crocker Jarmen View Post
I'm just saying if I live to be 71 years old I'd be lucky to fuck a 71 year old that looks as good as she does. I didn't mean I'd like to date her now.
But you are saying she's attractive enough to fuck, no?
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This is such a romantic tale.

Good for granny for getting some action.
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Originally Posted by Crocker Jarmen View Post
I shouldn't be saying this... but that's a pretty attractive 71 year old.


Now this is a 71 year old I'd fuck.

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When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.
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I dont understand, if the cop could not see what they were doing without opening the door, how are they guilty of indecent exposure? And since they were not driving, why the disorderly intoxication charge?
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Other people saw them before the windows fogged up. And if stopped me getting laid, while I was drunk, and I looked like that I'd get disorderly with you too.
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Now this is a 71 year old I'd fuck.

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Originally Posted by Crocker Jarmen View Post
I'm just saying if I live to be 71 years old I'd be lucky to fuck a 71 year old that looks as good as she does. I didn't mean I'd like to date her now.
She does seem to have a pretty face and smile for a woman her age. The though of having that naked spotted skin under me though...yeesh.

Seems to me that the police officer who opened the car door should be the one charged with indecent exposure.
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She does seem to have a pretty face and smile for a woman her age.


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She does seem to have a pretty face and smile for a woman her age.
She just had sex. She's gonna have that smile for a freakin' month.
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