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Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Old 10-01-11, 12:11 AM
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Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Which do you think is more remarkable, Albert Einstein's Annus Mirabilis, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

And there is a right answer to this question.



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Einstein's Annus Mirabilis is more remarkable, since Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy clearly states that her anus was not remarkable (page 4 of her autopsy):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...topsy-released

Meanwhile, Einstein's Annus Mirabilis was where he gave us e=mc2 and has certainly been described as remarkable, thus the winner is Einstein.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Why would you pick Anna Nicole Smith?

Why not somebody like Sasha Grey. Do a 2 second Google search and you can do all the research you want on her anus.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

I thought her anus was named Howard?
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Who performed the autopsy? Walter Bishop?
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Since her anus is likely a pile of ashes, I'm going with Albert's annus.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

I didn't even know ANS had a tattoo like that.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

I didn't know Einstein had a movie out.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Well if everything is "relative" then we must question the coroner's statement as to the "unremarkability" of ANS's anus and ask what criteria he uses to differentiate between a remarkable and an unremarkable anus.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Two black holes and which one is more popular. Have to go with ANS on that one.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Originally Posted by whoopdido View Post
Why would you pick Anna Nicole Smith?
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Because Anna Nicole Smith's anus has been documented as "unremarkable", in her autopsy.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

The linked page does not mention Smith's anus. Nor does the source document behind that.

It does list as a contributory cause of death an abscess in buttocks caused by frequent injections, which is kind of sad.

Regardless, everyone has an anus. Not many people have an annus mirabilis. Einstein wins.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Originally Posted by whoopdido View Post
Why would you pick Anna Nicole Smith?

Why not somebody like Sasha Grey. Do a 2 second Google search and you can do all the research you want on her anus.
You try to find someone who says that Sasha Grey's anus is unremarkable. Good luck with that.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Originally Posted by Nick Danger View Post
The linked page does not mention Smith's anus. Nor does the source document behind that.
Page 4, 3rd sentence. Look here
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Originally Posted by Nick Danger View Post
The linked page does not mention Smith's anus. Nor does the source document behind that.
The autopsy report (on the left of the OP linked page) does make mention. It is at the top of page 4.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

Originally Posted by glassdragon View Post
You try to find someone who says that Sasha Grey's anus is unremarkable. Good luck with that.
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Re: Which is more remarkable: Albert Einstein's Annus, or Anna Nicole Smith's anus?

I stopped with the first page. I didn't see that there were more pages.

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